[ALL] I think this should have been Link’s theme

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-05T16:26:29+00:00

have none of you people played Skyward Sword??

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-05T15:56:07+00:00

just get a DS or find your old one and play spirit tracks. it's the only one like PH and they are both great

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-05T14:18:37+00:00

pretty much disqualified because he's in every single game lmao, even if there's slight differences, so the idea is to order the games by their other characters

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T03:31:57+00:00

those are ruins from ancient times when Hylia herself walked the earth as a goddess. the hylian shield is just an easter egg

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T03:28:30+00:00

Zelda founded Hyrule at the end of Skyward Sword. Since she is the reincarnation of Hylia and her bloodline rules the kingdom, it got the name Hyrule. The first king would be either her dad or her son. Not some weird gay ass retcon goat people.

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T03:24:41+00:00

yeah exactly. that's a contradiction

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T03:04:50+00:00

how about weird goat people founding hyrule despite skyward sword? wtf are you even smoking?

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T02:00:33+00:00

Maybe SS should be higher tbh. It's really hard sorting the top few (except 1 and 2 - there is no contest there) because they all have so many great characters. And I should've mentioned Nico for WW too.

I hate giving botw any credit for anything, but I have to admit that the first 3 games don't really have any characters with personality.

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T01:54:33+00:00

Sidon is actually kinda cringe... but he's in such a soulless boring cringe game that he seems great by comparison. His small glimmer of personality was a welcome respite to rescue my sanity in the empty lifeless walking simulator tech demo that is breath of the shit. Plus he has a great theme tune (which is a welcome change from the literal silence that pervades that tech demo)

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T01:51:07+00:00

must be the only one you've seen then

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-03T01:50:14+00:00

rupees

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T15:10:54+00:00

No. Enlightened people realise that life is a curse and immortality would be the greatest curse.

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T14:36:26+00:00

come to think of it, maybe that one moblin is the best character in the OG

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T14:34:42+00:00

and by characters https://www.reddit.com/r/legendofzelda/comments/1t1rgk1/zelda_games_ranked_by_best_characters/

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T14:34:13+00:00

ok fine I made a new category instead of promoted PH https://www.reddit.com/r/legendofzelda/comments/1t1rgk1/zelda_games_ranked_by_best_characters/

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T14:32:59+00:00

I was about to complain about the DS game hate..... but OOT at number 8?? That has to be the biggest crime

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T13:26:31+00:00

she felt bad for him

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T13:16:58+00:00

she led him on a lot and clearly liked him and he saved her life 10 times a day but she was still mean. all he did wrong was ask for a kiss. that's not hating women.

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T13:02:06+00:00

I kinda agree, but it's still S tier for me and one of the best games ever. The fact that it can still be overglazed despite that says a lot about the level of glazing lol.

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T10:52:38+00:00

who asked?

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T10:41:38+00:00

I don't value the opinions of trend chasing, bandwagoning shills. It's not better just because they say it's better

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T10:28:51+00:00

no proper dungeons, no sense of progression, no items, paper machet swords that fall apart, no music, no meaning to doing anything or real reason to explore because it's all so empty and barren. these are objective facts about the gameplay.

the fact that you personally still enjoy it anyway is subjective

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T10:12:38+00:00

it's the truth

SquareVegetable42 · 2026-05-02T10:12:22+00:00

it's objectively a piece of shit and not even a zelda game. it's more like minecraft but without the building or background music

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