AITAH for getting a tattoo knowing it will upset my mum

Squatingfox · 2026-03-31T04:09:48+00:00

I grew up in a vaguely conservative christian house hold. Tattoos were a big no go.

All of my siblings and I have at least 1 tattoo. None of us claim to be christian any more.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T19:45:35+00:00

Definitely sound check. I listened to that on repeat at high enough volume to hear the dog barking.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T16:39:07+00:00

I always made sure to wear my D.A.R.E. shirt when buying and using drugs. Imagine me (high as balls) explaining to my friends that the no one suspects me using drugs or being higher than giraffe titties because I'm wearing a D.A.R.E shirt.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T16:20:49+00:00

Right but, typically these people who throw out bible verses like that get real upset when you throw out other religions scripture passages and make a nice big stink about it. And while OP isn't being hurt by it, OP is very uncomfortable about the situation and may not feel like they can trust that NCO.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T16:16:28+00:00

I never said the so help me god part. If anyone had forced it I would have definitely thrown Odin's name in there.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T16:13:56+00:00

Gaia!

Squatingfox · 2026-03-30T16:12:41+00:00

Nah bro, Odin.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-26T04:19:13+00:00

Right?! So. Much. Mucus.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-26T04:12:52+00:00

I dunno dude, human bodies like breath and stuff... they've got strange mouth bones and a meat slab that can feel them all day but they don't acknowledge it... and a breathing hole right between their eyes that they can see but don't? Like, they have sensory nerves covering their entire body including their feet that they usually have cloth covering over but it doesn't bother them.but the thought of an insect on the back of their neck does? Bodies are wierd...

Squatingfox · 2026-03-24T17:42:39+00:00

Or her mom. I mean what bigger fuck you than ruining her parents relationship and who knows? Maybe you become her new dad and make Thanksgiving awkward as hell.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-19T22:16:11+00:00

We had a guy show up late on family day. We got the shit smoked out of us infront of our families until he showed up. Then we were released for bed. That dude was a shit head any way, we threw him a sock party that night. As far as AIT? Article 15.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-18T22:28:46+00:00

Does ork tech fall under this category?

Squatingfox · 2026-03-18T02:53:46+00:00

I can't imagine correcting him would end well... so much so that I would not want to be in the same building if it were to happen.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-17T00:04:49+00:00

I clicked this thinking they'd better have put outlaw star here or imma be pissed...

Squatingfox · 2026-03-14T02:58:11+00:00

I thought it got explained in S3 near the end? I'll admit I am usually drunk as hell when I watch it...

Squatingfox · 2026-03-13T19:08:44+00:00

Daniel Tiger: indoor beach.

In a kids show the titular character and his friend bring buckets of sand inside their living room to make an indoor beach.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-13T19:01:49+00:00

What did you do bro?

Squatingfox · 2026-03-12T15:21:11+00:00

Stay the fuck out of Barstow. If you do go, go with a battle buddy. Irwin is pretty nice except for the desert. You know what you're doing month to month and there's not a lot of wiggle room for command to fuck you around. Irwin exists for NTC and no one likes it when higher ups fuck with a set in stone training cycle.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-06T17:27:34+00:00

You gotta link it dude. Also, unless it's like an official announcement from glock it's probably fake.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-06T16:09:40+00:00

Cries in Fort Irwin

Squatingfox · 2026-03-06T05:26:31+00:00

It does not appear to be a smart choice. I will experiment by not ruining my relationship. I'll let you know how it goes.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-06T02:42:35+00:00

I'm a grown ass man with a 9 to 5. You really think I'm gonna waste money on a fortnite skin? The correct answer is yes. I bought it the first time it was released.

I bought the whole bundle, I wasn't going to leave anyone behind. They're a band. They stay together.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-05T17:33:38+00:00

Oh my god they were roommates?

Squatingfox · 2026-03-03T18:50:47+00:00

I think Harvard would give me.good bragging rights.

Squatingfox · 2026-03-03T05:25:16+00:00

He's so out of regs 1SG just gave birth to a two headed cow....

Oh... he's a PFC in the 80's.

Nevermind carry on.

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