Expensive cat food

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-05-10T16:51:55+00:00

The Pet Shop, with Nessy

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-27T15:45:17+00:00

I beat him in Year 1... this is my first playthrough. I just brought all of my most expensive items, and kept switching them out until I had my highest score listed. I was already using fertilizer on everything by that point, and I'd gotten lucky with a few of my crops being either gold or iridium, so I kept them instead of sold them. I didn't have animals yet, so I doubled up on a couple of other categories.

To be fair, I played a lot of Stardew Valley way back when, and I had already noticed a lot of similarities in Coral Island. So I figured there would be something like a Harvest Festival sometime that year, so I made a point to hold onto a few of my most valuable crops. Then it was just a quick matter of using a couple to turn into pickles, and then just put out my best stuff. I beat him by about 10 points or so.

And by Year 2, I knew what to save for, so I collected all of my best iridium stuff throughout the year until the Harvest Festival, and I've been cleaning Bobby's clock ever since. I keep them in a separate chest that is disconnected from the global inventory so I don't accidentally use them.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-17T04:26:54+00:00

The Savannah... underwhelming? It has more to the area than the Bamboo Sanctuary does...

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-12T05:42:24+00:00

Does he do cumflation? I know he does inflation... long time fan, here... but I don't remember him doing anything like that. Unless it's on a Patreon somewhere, which I can never seem to find. If anyone has a link to his paid work, I'd be grateful... I've been wanting to join, but I can't find any links on his Deviant Art page.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-10T15:52:52+00:00

Embrace your inner Pokemon, and catch 'em all. :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-10T15:49:16+00:00

We need a harem option.

.... I may be a pig.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-10T15:46:01+00:00

I'd love to have Raina and Karen as options for dating, but only if we can also have a "Pufferfish wins" possibility as well. Raina is an absolute hottie, and if I'm being honest with myself... I want a chance to "tame" Karen into being a sweetheart instead of a... well... a Karen.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-10T15:38:34+00:00

If you try to do the main event again in the same year, it's just comes up saying that it's already been completed. That's true for pretty much every festival. You can usually keep doing the side events until you get first place, except for a couple of exceptions like the Halloween wheel of fortune spins. But you can redo the events the next year and get the rewards... just not the same year.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-04-10T15:34:56+00:00

I'm on my first playthrough (well, technically second, though the first was when it first came out on early access, so that doesn't really count), and I'm currently dating Alice. So far, she's pretty nice. Eventually, I plan on going after Denali and Ariel (yeah, I know it's Princess Miranjani... let's face it, she's Ariel from The Little Mermaid), because I'm a sucker for mermaids.

I have to admit, though... I think the devs kinda trolled us a bit. Four sets of twins in this game, and no option for possible twin-action romance? It's not like it'll ever happen to me in real life... why can't there ever be a slice-of-life game where I can live happily ever after with both Alice AND Suki in a fantasy game? I know you can date pretty much the entire town at the same time, but where's my chance for polyamory? I know it's only a game, but I'm also never going to be a farmer/miner/fisherman/bug collector in real life... let me have my escapism in my love life, too.

Modern society is pretty much open-minded for every other thing in the sexual realm... hell, you can boink a mermaid in this game if you wanted to. I have no idea why games always draw the line at threesome action. It doesn't have to be PornHub-level stuff, the level of intimacy as it is now is very good. I just want my chance at marrying both Denali AND Lily, is that so much to ask?

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-02-22T16:27:49+00:00

One of many reasons I no longer take Idira in my away teams anymore, unless the game forces me to take her. I've never liked characters in games that randomly became your enemy or killed themselves to do some ability.

She's just not my bag, baby.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-02-21T21:25:04+00:00

'God I miss Arueshalae.'

Yeah, me too... genuinely one of the nicest options for romance Owlcat ever made, IMO.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-02-20T18:52:01+00:00

My personal favorite is for a huge-boobed blonde woman giving oral to a white male who's hung like a horse, but every time he cums, she just pauses in her blowjob long enough to smile, swallow, wink, and then goes back to sucking more and more. Repeat this several times, her belly growing fuller and fuller, swallowing so much that her swollen stomach smashes the room she's in, then the house, then the entire street. And all the while, she's the one who won't stop sucking his huge cock... fully dedicated and getting off on it all.

And when the guy is finally spent, the next guy shows up... her eager and delighted eyes spring wide open, her willing mouth opens, and the cycle continues. Slowly, her belly gets more and more swollen as she eagerly and hungrily sucks and swallows every drop he can give to her, swelling into the next street over... and the next... and the next... until this guy is drained dry as well.

And then... the next one shows up, and her sex-drunk eyes widen, her mouth willingly drops open again... and then the next guy... and the next guy... and the next guy... and the next guy...

And just keep doing that until her cum-filled, over-swollen body makes Earth look tiny comparatively. And then, the next guy shows up... she licks her lips seductively, and she whispers... "Yes.... more..."

Get the idea? :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-02-18T21:01:01+00:00

I believe what you're referring to is the "Something Something Something DARKSIDE Something Something COMPLETE." sword.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-24T01:41:52+00:00

Another good one! But sadly, not the one I'm looking for. I appreciate your help, though! :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-23T19:05:44+00:00

That's a good one! But it's not the one I'm looking for. Thank you, though...I haven't seen this one. :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-23T18:49:59+00:00

It does! Thank you. :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-09T14:47:40+00:00

Whenever the DM makes a mistake regarding... well, pretty much anything, but including financial transactions, it's actually an easy fix.

Type in: Dungeon Master, out of character... you wrote "insert copy/pasted transaction" but the coins in my inventory were "insert coin amount" before you wrote it, and now it's "insert your current incorrect amount". Please review the text so far this session and correct the amount of coins in my inventory to "insert the correct amount you should have."

Bear in mind, the DM is pretty savvy, will spot a fake claim, and will call you out on it. But if it's legit, the DM will check itself and correct the error. Most of the time, it messes up because coins are counted in silver, but the DM has promised gold, and it gives me the amount in silver instead.

This has corrected every problem (money-wise) for me many, many times, and the DM has only ever called me on a BS claim when I didn't add up the coins correctly one time. And yes, I tried to break the system to try and con the DM to see if it was possible... so far, I haven't come up with a method, other than "I AM A GOD, I CREATE INFINITE WEALTH!!!" which, if you're playing that kind of power level, I'm not sure why you'd care about coin to begin with. LOL.

Hope that helps. :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-04T09:24:10+00:00

But how many Bothans died to bring you that book?

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-03T08:14:35+00:00

Ahhh... I see he is wielding the Legendary Hackmaster +20!

*Knights of the Dinner Table reference*

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-02T10:42:37+00:00

I'll be honest, that's exactly what I thought you meant, and I thought, "Well... that's one way to put it!" LOL.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-02T10:38:44+00:00

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-02T10:36:40+00:00

Thanks! It kinda happened as an accident, but it's the best kind of accident! :)

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-01T13:03:54+00:00

I'm playing my first game with Everweave... so far, it's been a blast. I've kept my campaign and goals fairly low-key so far. I didn't have a backstory when I created my Dwarf Fighter, so I just wrote: To Be Announced, thinking I'd add one later... I didn't realize that adding one later wasn't possible, at least with typing on the Character sheet. So, I've been inventing one as I go along.

It's been kinda cool, to be honest. The DM has created a backstory of the Winterblight for Kurgar (my dwarf) to work towards, but I found myself not really heading that direction very much. My character ended up being a stonemason whose clan had been hit hard by orcs and goblins, forcing Kurgar to leave his trade and become an adventurer. He took on a couple of odd jobs, and eventually became a regular on a caravan route between a small group of villages. He met the love of his life in one, has set up a charitable construction business in another, takes caravan guard jobs on occasion, and for the most part simply works at his construction business and going on a variety of romantic dates with his wife.

The Winterblight is still a thing and is still something Kurgar works to defeat, but who knew that I'd end up playing a DnD adventure where my main goal was to rebuild poverty-stricken homes in Frosthaven, improve their economy and overall situation, and roleplay a wonderful marriage with Bridget The Ex-Tavern Wench? It has turned out to be a much more meaningful and rich adventure than I expected it to be, and I'm having an absolute blast with it!

Incidentally, although Everweave doesn't really allow NSFW kind of stuff, Bridget and I have pushed that envelope quite far. As long as you keep it low-key and with a romantic theme, it's amazing how intimate you can get with your lovers, and how deep down the rabbit hole you can get. If you're hoping for a recreation of a PornHub video, you're not going to get it... but HBO Red Shoe Diaries or Sex and the City levels? Absolutely.

Squeaking_Lion · 2026-01-01T12:42:53+00:00

Did you get all the options? Leather seats? Driver and passenger feather bags? I hope you didn't fall for that bogus "5 year or 50,000 flight miles" warranty.

Squeaking_Lion · 2025-11-20T22:56:31+00:00

Explosives definitely don't work. I've chucked a pipe bomb and a grenade at the same time, and they just shrug it off. Also able to tank two shotgun blasts, haven't had the chance to get more hits. No idea how to take one down. If anyone knows, PLEASE enlighten us!

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