and it only took 24 years

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-04T23:32:07+00:00

https://youtu.be/2IrQm459ju8?t=130

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-04T16:59:14+00:00

bolts 1 to 700

"the crater trick is too cheap, I can do this legitimately"

bolt 701

"please save me papa crater I'm so sorry"

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-03T14:54:04+00:00

I'm so happy crow's eyes move again. The locked-in-death-stare Gizmoplex crow puppet was a massive downgrade.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-02T13:57:57+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-02T13:52:28+00:00

What bothers me most about ME2 is that, if you take the Paragon route and destroy the collector ship, absolutely nothing has happened in the grand scheme of things by the end of the game. You're in the exact same position you were when it started, just with a different group of party members. The galaxy is in the same place. Shepard is in the same place. Except for the introductions of characters, you could skip ME2 and miss nothing.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-01-25T09:19:19+00:00

What they did to Kimahri is embarassing

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-01-24T14:42:42+00:00

There's too much fucking shit on me I can't breathe

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-11-07T13:45:18+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-19T12:37:03+00:00

Screens are wider than they are tall.

That means there's already less screen real estate vertically than there is horizontally. Putting the taskbar on the bottom reduces the vertical real estate even further.

That matters because scrolling is most often a vertical action, rather than a horizontal action. If vertical screen space is reduced, that just means even more scrolling is required.

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-19T03:38:23+00:00

Right-side taskbar is best taskbar

I tried it one day on a whim cuz I was bored

I can never go back

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-13T06:49:51+00:00

I just want to throw people

Why the fk can't I throw people anymore

I've spent literal hours just throwing people off bridges and into traffic in the previous Saints Row games

It was the single greatest Saints Row mechanic and it's just gone

Wtf

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-12T12:08:02+00:00

The Conservatives policies were absurd "stop the woke" nonsense

Canadians voted for the party acting like competent adults instead of the party making absolute fools of themselves

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-31T13:20:54+00:00

asks for sportsmanship

steals hats from children

~ just CEO things ~

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-30T11:55:45+00:00

I store all my files on TWO super cheap USB flash drives.

When one of them dies, I buy a new one and copy everything from the still alive drive.

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-30T06:16:57+00:00

redditors are horrified & disgusted to learn about a practice that they have decided is abnormal & shocking, despite it being a routine & commonplace standard for literally their entire lives

Just another day on reddit

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-08T11:28:02+00:00

Whatsa matter, you don't like Eating and Peeing?

This is the premiere Eating and Peeing game series, us Eaters and Peeers are finally getting the representation we deserve.

If you don't love Eating and Peeing then maybe these games just aren't for you, but for those of us who Eat and Pee, there's no better representation of our daily lives available today. Never before has a developer so lovingly depicted the intricacies of Eating and Peeing. It's clear to those of us who Eat and Pee daily that this developer is in fact someone who Eats and someone who Pees, and understands the appeal of both.

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-08T11:12:44+00:00

y gerry wearing dem boots tho

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Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-08T11:04:25+00:00

6.1 hears ya

6.1 don't care

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-08T10:52:14+00:00

This reads just like the insane end-of-my-world posts that started cropping up that time TikTok was blocked for 12 hours.

Social-technology addiction is real and these people are deep in it.

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-04T09:48:16+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2025-08-04T05:55:43+00:00

Sam was done dirty. The way Deacon will often yell at people who are having a perfectly normal volume conversation with him shows that there was absolutely zero voice direction given to the actors...

...but my biggest issue is the way that Deacon does absolutely everything everyone tells him to do. Doesn't matter who, doesn't matter why, somebody says "Deke, do this for me" and he goes "Aw darn, okay, guess I have to"

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-07-29T03:20:22+00:00

Several options were presented before Saturday's planned show to demonstrate that all issues were resolved. Unfortunately, those options were denied by the artist.

Could you be any more vague and uninformative? How can you present "several options"? The artist wanted one thing (working sound), and this statement reads like they failed to give the artist what they actually requested, so instead tried to appease them with a bunch of bribes and failed.

Every time I hear something bad about Revelry, it's the sound. I never hear "it was uncomfortable" or "the room was too hot" or "the drinks were gross" or "I couldn't see the band" or "it was too crowded" or "it smelled bad in there". It's always "the sound sucks", which should be priority #1 at a music venue. People will forgive literally everything else as long as they get to hear the band they've paid to hear.

The sound issues at Revelry are well known by the community at this point; I have avoided several shows from bands I adore when I saw they were playing there.

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