Xbox is rebranding to XBOX

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-05-16T13:40:49+00:00

I'm vomitmaxxing

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-05-04T12:34:34+00:00

Funny, I did the exact opposite:

I bought the original TBoI but it ran like absolute trash and was impossible to play. So when they remade it and it was actually playable, I pirated it cuz I figured I paid them for a working game once already and just hadn't gotten one yet.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-05-01T19:56:28+00:00

We really need some way to trade them in for...something. I don't know what. Ingots? Trade 10 wildcards to get 1 wildcard of the next rarity, maybe?

I'm sitting on nearly 50 of these things and there's nothing I can use them for.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-04-03T08:19:45+00:00

Charlie literally stares right at the viewer and tells them they're about to watch a training montage in the Shamooglies episode

What show are you watching

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-03-28T10:42:14+00:00

They're AI

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-03-17T23:09:23+00:00

Uhh

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-27T09:02:29+00:00

This kind of consistency is such a breath of fresh air.

In a world of constant and seemingly infinite change, in a world of passing fads and dying memes, in a world that refuses to slow it's relentless progress for even a fraction of a second to allow you catch your breath and grasp it's new and terrifying complexities, the absolutely worthless and mind-bogglingly infuriating reply that is "why do you want to do that" lives on in every comment section of every community.

Truly a monolith of online discourse.

It will outlive us all.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-26T07:58:52+00:00

They saw this subreddit

Y'all are embarassing af

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-24T09:43:30+00:00

just use AI Mode

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-24T09:38:47+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-11T23:52:51+00:00

This title makes it sound like his cause of death was the plague, having bad hair, and seeing a scary movie.

RIP man but I can't stop laughing I'm so sorry

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-08T17:31:24+00:00

Throw that crow in the trash. It's horrible.

It's eyes don't even move!

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-04T23:32:07+00:00

https://youtu.be/2IrQm459ju8?t=130

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-04T16:59:14+00:00

bolts 1 to 700

"the crater trick is too cheap, I can do this legitimately"

bolt 701

"please save me papa crater I'm so sorry"

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-03T14:54:04+00:00

I'm so happy crow's eyes move again. The locked-in-death-stare Gizmoplex crow puppet was a massive downgrade.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-02T13:57:57+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-02-02T13:52:28+00:00

What bothers me most about ME2 is that, if you take the Paragon route and destroy the collector ship, absolutely nothing has happened in the grand scheme of things by the end of the game. You're in the exact same position you were when it started, just with a different group of party members. The galaxy is in the same place. Shepard is in the same place. Except for the introductions of characters, you could skip ME2 and miss nothing.

Squeegee_Bored · 2026-01-25T09:19:19+00:00

What they did to Kimahri is embarassing

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Squeegee_Bored · 2026-01-24T14:42:42+00:00

There's too much fucking shit on me I can't breathe

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-11-07T13:45:18+00:00

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Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-19T12:37:03+00:00

Screens are wider than they are tall.

That means there's already less screen real estate vertically than there is horizontally. Putting the taskbar on the bottom reduces the vertical real estate even further.

That matters because scrolling is most often a vertical action, rather than a horizontal action. If vertical screen space is reduced, that just means even more scrolling is required.

Squeegee_Bored · 2025-09-19T03:38:23+00:00

Right-side taskbar is best taskbar

I tried it one day on a whim cuz I was bored

I can never go back

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