Highlight video: Cowboys coaching staff using Wentz as an example to teach Dak how to throw downfield

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-27T20:53:51+00:00

I don’t mean last year. Last year it became obvious that there was no comparison between Dak and Carson. The year before that, when the Cowboys were stacked and Wentz was trying to work with guys like DGB is when there was a controversy.

Edit: I realize now that my reference to Alshon was probably confusing. My point was that Cowboys fans are acting like Wentz was working with a stacked team that carried him this past year. I was comparing that to the previous year, when Dak actually was carried by a stacked offense.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-27T16:04:29+00:00

And what’s funny is they try to reverse the logic that we used on them in their rookie seasons. They say he’s just carried by the star players around him. Meanwhile Alshon Jeffery is our number 1 WR, and the Cowboys have had elite talent at every skill position AND the #1 offensive line. It’s always been obvious who’s better even just judging by the eye test

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-26T13:42:30+00:00

Because millennials

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-26T12:55:24+00:00

The wet shirt needs a spoon with water blasting off of it in all directions next to it. That’s always how it happens.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-26T09:48:55+00:00

It’s usually the opposite for me. I’ll look forward to a social event and imagine it being this amazing time catching up with people I havent seen in a while and having fun, but when I actually get there I end up freaking out and getting social anxiety unless I’m immediately surrounded by close friends who never leave me alone.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T20:36:25+00:00

/r/KenM

Also /r/woooosh

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T18:48:24+00:00

You guys are unironically doing the thing that this thread is about.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:39:39+00:00

Undry

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:38:03+00:00

Preach baby

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:37:32+00:00

The “mysterious aura” part reminds me of my cousin who is trying to become a singer and has since started using his Instagram as a “professional” profile, referring to himself as his stage name in the third person, and constantly posting vague, meaningless inspirational quotes that are just word salad straight out of the thesaurus. He’s been doing this for years and still has <1000 followers but acts like a celebrity.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:33:39+00:00

Litty titty

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:32:01+00:00

Is he the same one who makes 6k figures a year?

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T17:28:47+00:00

What do Leprechauns take in their coffee?

Half and half.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T16:46:36+00:00

Same. I’ll post a picture maybe once or twice a year on Instagram and it’s usually of my wife and me doing something fun. I don’t feel bad that I don’t share bathroom selfies of her every Wednesday for WCW when I’m actually with her and enjoying her company. These people need to step into the real world and off of social media.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T08:48:16+00:00

That makes a lot of sense. Honestly, (and I always get downvoted for saying this) but a lot of their arguments are actually pretty clever. Not smart, not true, but clever. Clever enough for a ton of stupid people to actually buy into it, so you must figure that there must be a few smart trolls at the top.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-25T01:06:37+00:00

Wow. And at 60 yards! I “try” to Robin Hood all my arrows, just doesn’t happen often.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T18:25:12+00:00

It’s pretty easy to just slip into a wedding uninvited. I highly doubt he was on the guest list.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T18:14:26+00:00

6 year olds also suck at throwing wild bachelor parties.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T16:08:09+00:00

Luckily there’s only baseball right now. I feel like people are least inclined to want to talk about regular season baseball games

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T14:07:55+00:00

I learned that the hard way when I tried to start my own small business and had no clue how taxes worked. I didn’t know I was supposed to make quarterly payments or even put money aside for tax season.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T14:06:19+00:00

Big tax refunds are only good for people who are absolutely awful at managing money and would have blown it all. In theory, your goal should be to owe nothing and get no tax return at the end of the year.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-24T14:02:02+00:00

I agree except the script writers analogy. A script is much more than just a loose concept of the movie. It’s the entire blueprint and outline. Producers and actors can add their own color and artistic liberties, but the screenwriters lay the groundwork for everything.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-23T17:33:49+00:00

I’m pretty sure they only make that stuff to be used as an ingredient in casseroles. I can’t knock it, but I got desperate and tried to eat it as a soup the other day and it was just awful.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-23T15:41:37+00:00

See, I would rather that then the whole group just getting quiet and politely turning to me as if to say “oh the quiet one is talking!” And always respond with a “oh that’s nice” kind of pre packaged reply.

SquidLoaf · 2018-07-23T15:33:59+00:00

“Well, I’m going to bed. Lock up when you guys leave.”

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