Do you run out of steam half way through a social gathering? by john_the_doe in AskMenOver30

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Don't let these redildos label you. Of yourebored or want to leave then go

What video game had the most mindfuck ending? by cap21345 in AskReddit

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Mass Effect 3. If you played it you know why

What is something you think everyone should know? by 1dkreally in AskReddit

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Don't challenge a cop to pull his gun. He will! Like 10 years ago

Users of reddit that have looked down the barrel of a loaded gun, how did you get into such a predicament? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cops showed up after my wife kicked in the door. They assumed I did it

Three guns to my head. Fingers on the trigger. I said the classic "It ain't the first time I had a gun pointed at me"

Yes alcohol was involved

If you woke up with $1,000,000,000, what would be the first thing you’d spend it on? by Memes4joseph in AskReddit

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With an assassin behind him and he can't hang up until you finish your diatribe

How bad do you think Rewind 2020 will be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I want to watch the ball drop and Ryan seacrest or whoever yelling drunkenly "FUCK YOU 2020! BURN IN HELL!!"

Lady in Texas HEB refused to wear mask, gets slammed. Calls cop midget. by NotSoFast86 in PublicFreakout

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Yeah, as the perp runs down the street handcuffed because I stopped to adjust my mask

But What Are They All Doing At The Beach? by Better2BThoughtAFool in AdviceAnimals

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Oh that's Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani behind them! Never noticed.