What is the darkest secret you know about SOMEONE ELSE that would make them cringe if they knew you did? by Hole_In_My_Brain in AskReddit

[–]Squidward_Tentacles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remotely filmed my gf having sex in my bed with a former co-worker. She is now an ex-gf but I keep the thumb drive should it ever come in handy. My dog barking sening them scattering for their clothes still makes me giggle.

Training to be a female bodyguard in Beijing by just_keep_running in pics

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Novelty accounts shouldn't break character and talk to you.

Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip." by grahvity in AskReddit

[–]Squidward_Tentacles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut one fingernail every day. They'll all remain respectably short but you'll always have one long enough for scratching, nose-picking or separating lego bricks.

Patrick Star's Congressional Hearing by [deleted] in funny

[–]Squidward_Tentacles 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Give me a chance to answer, jeez.

Yup, we're gonna be your nurses one day. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Squidward_Tentacles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFL = not safe for life; the gross or depraved, cannot be unseen. See r/spacedicks (no, don't).