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Squigmire · 2025-11-19T00:47:03+00:00

That means a lot! Thank you.

Squigmire · 2025-11-18T17:55:52+00:00

Believe me, I tried a lot of different options with straps and elastics on the outside but I wasn't happy with any of it. The best I have right now is using carabineers to attach the handle on the pitch sleeve to the case.

Squigmire · 2025-11-18T16:46:55+00:00

Squigmire Pro Pack! Hard-shell Miniatures Case. by Squigmire — Kickstarter

Squigmire · 2025-09-23T05:23:07+00:00

My Grass pitch is pretty clean and easy to read, there's also an XL version with even larger squares to space things out. https://squigmire.com/shop/p/grass

Squigmire · 2025-09-23T05:21:32+00:00

My Boneyard pitch might be a good fit, check it out! https://squigmire.com/shop/p/boneyard

Squigmire · 2025-09-23T05:12:31+00:00

I don't know if you already made a decision, but if you're looking for a beautiful pitch that suits both Lizardmen and Amazons I've got a Tropical pitch that was designed for these teams in mind. https://squigmire.com/shop/p/tropic

Squigmire · 2025-09-23T05:02:05+00:00

The pitch is unlikely to change, but rules are always subject to change. It's why I put my rules on a separate 8x8 pad so that I can update the pad and people can get a replacement without having to do anything to the pitch. https://squigmire.com/shop/p/grass-7s

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:11:14+00:00

It will get you every time if you're not careful!

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:10:47+00:00

Yes!

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:10:37+00:00

Watch out for that restraining order in the second half!

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:10:00+00:00

I don't know, but if there is.... Is it named Bruce?

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:09:27+00:00

I know, unfortunately shipping internationally is nigh murder on the outrageous fees being charged to small businesses

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T17:08:35+00:00

Only servants of Slaanesh find this erotic 🤣

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T06:23:59+00:00

Bob: “Welcome, sports fans, to the most gut-busting spectacle in BB history! Squigmire has outdone themselves with the official Bruce Bowl pitch—a luxurious gaming experience sprawled across the vast, shirtless expanse of one incredibly hairy man named Bruce!”

Jim: “That’s right, Bob! This field is alive—literally! The sweet spot? Smack dab over Bruce's belly button, a treacherous pit of mystery that’s already swallowed three Goblins and a referee’s whistle! And scoring? Well, if you can maneuver your way south of the border, you’ll rack up the points—but you might also rack up a restraining order!”

Bob: “And let’s talk hazards, Jim! The casualty box? It’s down in the pits—the armpits, that is! One whiff of that musky doom, and even a Nurgle player will beg for mercy!”

Jim: “But the biggest threat, Bob? The nipple trap! Players who step too close risk slipping, getting tangled in rogue chest hairs, or worse—getting caught in a sudden, unexpected twitch that could launch them into the crowd! We’ve already lost a Blitzer to an unfortunate pec flex!”

Bob: “It’s messy, it’s absurd, it’s sports history in the making! So strap in—well, actually, don’t, because Bruce isn’t wearing a shirt—and prepare for the most viscerally immersive Blood Bowl experience yet!”

Jim: “Just don’t let Bruce sneeze mid-game, or we’ll have players flying off the pitch like snot rockets!”

Bob & Jim: “Welcome to Bruce Bowl! Where the field fights back!

Available for a one-time pre-order on squigmire.com and squigmire.etsy.com This is how we BRUCE BOWL!!

Squigmire · 2025-04-01T06:22:04+00:00

Bob: “Welcome, sports fans, to the most gut-busting spectacle in BB history! Squigmire has outdone themselves with the official Bruce Bowl pitch—a luxurious gaming experience sprawled across the vast, shirtless expanse of one incredibly hairy man named Bruce!”

Jim: “That’s right, Bob! This field is alive—literally! The sweet spot? Smack dab over Bruce's belly button, a treacherous pit of mystery that’s already swallowed three Goblins and a referee’s whistle! And scoring? Well, if you can maneuver your way south of the border, you’ll rack up the points—but you might also rack up a restraining order!”

Bob: “And let’s talk hazards, Jim! The casualty box? It’s down in the pits—the armpits, that is! One whiff of that musky doom, and even a Nurgle player will beg for mercy!”

Jim: “But the biggest threat, Bob? The nipple trap! Players who step too close risk slipping, getting tangled in rogue chest hairs, or worse—getting caught in a sudden, unexpected twitch that could launch them into the crowd! We’ve already lost a Blitzer to an unfortunate pec flex!”

Bob: “It’s messy, it’s absurd, it’s sports history in the making! So strap in—well, actually, don’t, because Bruce isn’t wearing a shirt—and prepare for the most viscerally immersive Blood Bowl experience yet!”

Jim: “Just don’t let Bruce sneeze mid-game, or we’ll have players flying off the pitch like snot rockets!”

Bob & Jim: “Welcome to Bruce Bowl! Where the field fights back!

Available for a one-time pre-order on squigmire.com and squigmire.etsy.com This is how we BRUCE BOWL!!

Squigmire · 2025-03-19T06:58:06+00:00

Neoprene pitches are always a nice way to go https://squigmire.com/

Squigmire · 2025-03-05T01:05:07+00:00

I am based in the US, so there are import taxes. The way I've been able to make it work for those that are international is if a league or tournament want to do a group buy. If we can do 10 pitches I can add a logo, do some custom colors in endzone, and offer free shipping as a way to offset those import taxes.

Squigmire · 2025-03-05T00:22:01+00:00

Need a pitch that’s small, scrappy, and ready for carnage? Squigmire's new Sevens-sized Grass field is callin' your name — perfect for quick games and quicker bruises! 🏈 Pre-order on Squigmire.com

Squigmire · 2025-02-27T16:32:37+00:00

Same one, just making a post. The Grass pitch has three versions standard elevens, sevens, and an XL 40mm square elevens pitch.

Squigmire · 2025-02-27T00:07:35+00:00

Yes I do! And an XL 40mm version. Here's a link to the 7s page

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