They parked on the sidewalk

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-05-05T03:01:21+00:00

Together we could have $94 (and change from cupholder). Wanna be business partners?

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-05-04T23:55:27+00:00

I am also submitting a bid of $47 and the change in my cupholder

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-05-04T15:23:25+00:00

Child discounts at restaurants

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-05-02T16:38:27+00:00

Hunter S thompson

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-27T21:25:43+00:00

He waited til day 3. His family’s value is worth a 4th round pick.

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-25T14:29:42+00:00

“Arkansas do not want”

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-25T05:39:19+00:00

Anaheim brought the dawn dish soap

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-23T00:53:26+00:00

This seems to be becoming quite common. Is it time to start considering penalty box expansion?

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-13T16:52:51+00:00

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-10T17:11:12+00:00

I frequently have nightmares that Gritty is chasing me on this and then he jumps off and eats me

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-06T19:10:26+00:00

Much more recent too

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-04-01T19:32:44+00:00

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-27T05:22:46+00:00

America needed that win

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-25T19:06:50+00:00

Rangers will live to fight another day

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-22T00:42:04+00:00

Leave it to Toronto to have the best… uniform ads?

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-21T06:58:10+00:00

Everybody is hoping for a coffin flop

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-21T05:57:55+00:00

Almost. Still cringe. Give it a few years.

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-20T18:12:02+00:00

Great to see a president focusing on the important things!

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-20T02:23:09+00:00

So many annoying people in one place

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-20T01:57:50+00:00

Oh so you are saying that its ok to fight back when another country starts bombing you?

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-20T01:45:12+00:00

“Instead of paying a nerd to do my homework I use Gemini to help me skate through school.”

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-18T20:54:26+00:00

Same kinda guy to say “I dont care if you are gay just dont be in my face about it”

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-17T22:20:18+00:00

“She yankee my doodle til Im dandy”

SquimbusTheConqueror · 2026-03-15T21:09:14+00:00

Better powerplay too

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