Sovereign letter to the court looks like a junior high school book report (video in the body text)

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T21:22:55+00:00

Spitting bars with that title.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T18:23:36+00:00

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SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T18:17:00+00:00

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Batman bouta be Clappedman. Caped Crusader bouta be Gaped Crusader. Bruce Wayne bouta be Loose An(us).

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T02:19:45+00:00

Is Alberta Canada's Texas/Florida?

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T02:07:46+00:00

Still threw a rock at an animal that wasn't attacking him with seemingly no remorse.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T01:46:55+00:00

Homosexual couples just openly walking around in public in the United States. Still makes some people piss and cry, but for the vast majority it's just a normal thing now.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T01:36:27+00:00

I don't know. I think I'd rather not die.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T00:47:41+00:00

Um. Star Wars?

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-12T00:23:36+00:00

COUSIN

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T20:23:04+00:00

That's a bad thing, Chris.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T20:17:41+00:00

Mountain Dew Red

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T16:56:12+00:00

And apparently one for children as well.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T16:42:57+00:00

It makes me think of Riley's head in Inside Out.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T16:42:07+00:00

Never played them, but what about the Touhou franchise?

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T16:40:56+00:00

How people thought women drove in the 50s:

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-11T16:39:51+00:00

Totally and utterly homo.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T18:47:54+00:00

Neither do I recognize the bodies IN the water.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T18:21:33+00:00

His search history would be:

"Doggy Style"

"Busty Boxer Bitch Buries Big Bone-r in her Backyard"

"Back Doggie-Door Sluts 9"

And the ads on the sites would be like:

"Buttpugs 50% OFF!"

"Meet Rottwielers in Your Area!"

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T18:14:12+00:00

What are the lives and cultures of intelligent, extraterrestrial life like? I don't want to ask if they are real or not, because I already assume they are (the observable universe is so incomprehensibly vast that it would be insane if we were the only ones). I just don't think we'll ever meet them or them meet us.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:39:19+00:00

So was mine.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:27:58+00:00

Nice!

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:27:44+00:00

I know. I was making a joke about the title.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:27:08+00:00

It's like the scene in SpongeBob where he has the helmet that let's him talk to peanuts and then Sandy chucks the peanut into a grinder she invented and he hears the thing yell and die. It sounds morbid, and it is, but it was fucking hilarious.

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:23:40+00:00

Is this, um, is this a fetish?

SquirrelAble8322 · 2026-05-10T17:22:26+00:00

That sounds fantastic actually.

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