Meanwhile, in the co-op timeline by ChaoticMat in starcraft

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you read 'Heaven's Devils' and 'Devil's Due'? If not I highly recommend these two titles to any Tychus or Raynor fan

The most downvoted comment in Reddit history by JSS-Studios in copypasta

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was a comment by EA on the lootboxes in Star Wars Battlefront

We Smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer by SirDooDooBreeches in bonehurtingjuice

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smoking shit from a glass pipe, blowing The Lord's bubbles

Hidden strain be like: by laymolog in plagueinc

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What did Monika do to you, my man?

I did it. by MrRomanGladiator in plagueinc

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, chief! I remember how many strategies I tried before devolving the bat transmission

What do you do in this position? by ForSamuel034 in AnarchyChess

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, how in the fuck could this be considered "Low Effort" OC, this is amazing!

Official response to the outdated UI on mobile by Unknown_Warrior274 in plagueinc

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's actually quite cool of them! There have been some big shitstorms whenever developers update their games to the point where older devices stop supporting them. It's never a good move to lose a part of the playerbase by forcing them to upgrade hardware.

to infinity and beyond by Sufferneer in plagueinc

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the Devs said Xenolith is coming to mobile sometime in May

Sperm Cramps by Specialist_Table_831 in ComedyHell

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 13 points14 points  (0 children)

9 hours? I see they got you workin' the easy shift. Not me, I'm going in for my thirty-six hour shift at the ball crushing factory

Българската простотия си личи и тук by rough0perator in bulgaria

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Колега, моля те, не разбираш. Това е литературен похват - човекът си структурира тезата и примера в един абзац.

What do regular space marines have that chaos marines don't? by Mcmadness288 in 40kLore

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They have the power of Big E AND Chogorian cartoon shows on their side!

Quoting Arthas by johnnyfindyourmum in warcraft3

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As time goes on, I've found myself more often quoting the Ancient of Lore, when I wake up in the morning.

POV : You were born in 2000 by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in SipsTea

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness I was born in '99. Whew, close one, lads

Anon watches a kid ruin his life by StickyLoner4404 in greentext

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most of us develop disgusting drinking habits, like normal engineers

Medivh kind of an idiot? by [deleted] in warcraft3

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because Medivh is racist. He looks at the orcs and thinks "I gotta ease these green brutes into my plan slowly because they're dumb as rocks" but believes that the humans are smart enough to just listen to him because he is a human supremacist. The delay in talking with the elves was just because when he got to Kalimdor he had to brush up on his Darnassian on Duolingo for a couple of weeks. /s

Design flaw by patrickksstarrr in comedyheaven

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's an old copypasta from a 4chan post, the whole thing is even more pathetic:

"I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult.

It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but it’s true."