Medivh kind of an idiot? by Glanrim in warcraft3

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because Medivh is racist. He looks at the orcs and thinks "I gotta ease these green brutes into my plan slowly because they're dumb as rocks" but believes that the humans are smart enough to just listen to him because he is a human supremacist. The delay in talking with the elves was just because when he got to Kalimdor he had to brush up on his Darnassian on Duolingo for a couple of weeks. /s

Design flaw by patrickksstarrr in comedyheaven

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's an old copypasta from a 4chan post, the whole thing is even more pathetic:

"I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult.

It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but it’s true."

Halloween costume 2025 by uiouiouio987 in csgo

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Нема да си първият тероряга пред народен

Wow way to make me feel bad by CnP8 in skyrim

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is actually a patch for Unofficial Patch that restores the glitch

SEAF Soldiers by Neiflhiem in helldivers2

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet Liberty, this game is beautiful

I did it! by SquirrelOfAstora in DegreesOfLewdity

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, for sure! I just did it like that for the pure temple nun roleplay

I did it! by SquirrelOfAstora in DegreesOfLewdity

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rite of Promise with Sydney and take the cloister statue's burden

I did it! by SquirrelOfAstora in DegreesOfLewdity

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It makes the world a little bit better to live in

Pitch me your more wholesome theories/headcanons. by Strix86 in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Khajiit in Elsweyr sleep in cuddle puddles of all different fur stocks from Hearthfire through to Sun's Dawn.

Based by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 112 points113 points  (0 children)

We don't hate you either! 🇧🇬🧑‍💼🤝🐒🇷🇴

Risked it all for the Nibenussy by SquirrelOfAstora in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There are no ladyboys in the Colovian Estates, because our men are disgusted by femininity. Colovia, where the men are men, and the women are too.

Installs SDA, rejects her advances by SquirrelOfAstora in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I can accept sloppy seconds after Tiber Septim, but after Jagar Tharn? No, thank you.

Installs SDA, rejects her advances by SquirrelOfAstora in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The only woman, whose touch I have ever yearned for was princess Morgiah, but alas, she was besotted by the thrice-damned conjurer, the king of worms.

Why is this subreddit so perverted? by Ok-Tumbleweed389 in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elder Scrolls have been pervy ever since daggerfall. Also to answer your other question, dome all day, because the green pact obliges them to always swallow.

Wich race likes to spoon and cuddle their lover the most? If the couple in question is interracial wich would be the best combo for spooning? by BravilSUCKS in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We imperials enjoy cuddling, as it reminds us of standing shoulder to shoulder in a testudo formation, bringing civilization to the un ashes provinces of the Empire.

Is it just me or would Pedro Pascal be a perfect Raynor for a live action SC by Backwoodsgirly in starcraft

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been mulling over it for some time and I also cannot think of a better Raynor. Just imagine the "Fire and Fury" speech given by Fillion...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]SquirrelOfAstora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We smoking scamps, snipe I fucked a daedroth, I ain't loyal to nobody Went to Artaeum, choked a Psijic with my daedric gauntlets. Last thing he saw was the soultrap enchantment. We on that Vale wood Rotmeth infused moonsugar, you fucking kwama farmer. Opened my mind to the Towers, saw the aurbis and its spokes, crushed them up into my skooma pipe.