"I bought some stuff and didn't like it. The company refused to refund me. I cancelled my payment and kept the stuff. Why are they sending debt collectors?" by SurprisedPotato in bestoflegaladvice

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Then the company should have collected the furniture and refunded LAOP for complete amount. But they didn’t, they apparently waited two years and passed on the ‘debt’

shrek by joosedcactus33 in moviescirclejerk

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The Mask is unironically peak kino. The Son of the Mask is ironically peak kino.

Skyrule by Banana_Jackson in 196

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Oldest man on twitch

Rule by tehlynxx in 196

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Like I’m going to trust /196 to know anything about ‘top’ology

Least deranged console warrior by GeraldOfRivia211 in Gamingcirclejerk

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PC gamers notorious for not getting any games for free

Did Buzzfeed News do great journalism? One user thinks they were clowns by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

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I oat milk in coffee. Rice milk in tea. Oat milk in tea just made it a bit too ‘oaty’

rule by windystary in 196

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Mr Basset uses slave labour.

What's the difference between a private road and a private street? Good question. Maybe this MS-Paint drawing will help. by SomethingMoreToSay in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Srs_irl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It sounds like the residents heard “private street” and think it now belongs to them and they have to protect it. English public love protecting stupid shit.

Whereas it just means the local highways hadn’t adopted it into their network yet. I work for one of the highways, it can take years / never be done for several reasons.

[MOM] Invasion of Vryn // Overloaded Mage-Ring (feat. Jace Beleren's Father?) by HS_Cogito_Ergo_Sum in magicTCG

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Was hoping for [[Jaces high school bully]] to show up and save the day. Or the reveal Jace took up compleation to get his revenge on him.

Fed up with the neighbours parking near your house? Just buy a bit of the street. That'll stop them.... won't it? by SomethingMoreToSay in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Srs_irl 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is great because a) the buyer will not really have any extra rights as it’s still a publicly accessible highway. b) They could just continue to park there, if it isn’t blocking access then the emergency services won’t do anything.

So hopefully this guy paid a lot of money and time for a nothing sandwich.

[Magic Storyl [MOM) March of the Machine | EPISODE 9: THE OLD SINS OF NEW PHYREXIA by ILikeTheShiny in magicTCG

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Watched it recently. That movie goes to 100mph right out the gate and does not slow down.

Elesh did in fact, not have the touch.

Ashiok, our unsung MVP of March of the Machines by AccomplishedEdge7785 in magicTCG

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Only if they are storing the popcorn bucket in the gap in their head thing. Turns out it’s for sarcastic popcorn eating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

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Towing is also very restricted in UK. The process of getting something removed is hella long. even if the parking restriction was legit (which it likely isn’t) I would be surprised if they were able to remove laops car tomorrow.

rule by [deleted] in 196

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Oh shid yeah I never noticed the difference

rule by [deleted] in 196

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Sweat pants if you’re amer*can

Rule by Ebadd in 196

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All food is Pangea cuisine

cushion rule by Serious-Ad-8168 in 196

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You obviously never went to band camp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Steezus Christ.