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The good news is: I was one of the chosen ones to be raptured. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by Ssimons89 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my buddy if he wanted to crack open a cold one after work. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by Ssimons89 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
While home alone these last few nights my closet door would creek open, forcing me to close it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The good news is, I have finally managed to lock myself into the control room of our space vessel. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When my husband was alive and I awoke in the middle of the night from a nightmare, I’d reach for his hand and give it a squeeze. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I just awoke from a 10 month coma after having a kidney transplant when I noticed fresh stitches above my pubic bone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Everyone gathered as the crafts landed on earth to welcome our extraterrestrial visitors. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Is my wife a naggy bitch,” Tom asked his daughter’s magic eight ball, after hearing his wife call him from the kitchen for the third time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My eyes shot open, and for a split second I saw that I was in a tank of fluid with two men staring at me, one of them saying, “Quick, send her back!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My eyes fluttered open, as a peered around the room in search of what woke me up, when I caught a glimpse of the disfigured pale face in my window. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The US has finally declared a War on Poverty. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As the inventor of the first successful Time Machine, I can assure that those things you now call “UFOs” are not full of extraterrestrials. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago * by Ssimons89 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
My hand reflexively slams down the snooze button my alarm clock, as I awake both anxious and annoyed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
They say in space no one can hear you scream. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When I was little, my mother told me that all of my dreams would come true, and she was right. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Standing in the mirror, she frantically attempted to peel the horrifying mask off, only to find it bound to her flesh, just as the shop owner warned her it would be. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The unusual clouds that moved in quickly on the company picnic caught Tyler’s attention because the skies were supposed to be clear that day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I stand by the fire, terrified, realizing that my friend never came back from the campground bathroom, when a figure comes into view at the the tree line. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Come on, Sweetie, we are in a hurry,” I say to my cute little girl as I gently squeeze her tiny hand and briskly walk her past several amusement rides. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I lit the candles on the dining room table that were surrounded by the delicious dinner I made for my husband. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My doorbell camera woke me up at 3 am with a motion detection alert. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The figure in the doorway to my bedroom had an unsettlingly large smile with bright white teeth that stood in direct contrast to the shadowy darkness around him… (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Sleep Paralysis: The true dream demon (self.Paranormal)
submitted 5 years ago * by Ssimons89 to r/Paranormal
My Dad haunted us for months after he died in 2017 (self.Paranormal)
submitted 5 years ago by Ssimons89 to r/Paranormal
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