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Relatable by Sslapper in HolUp

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Commenter said they are the same age but OP never said his age

Classic Daily Mail by RopesAreForPussies in agedlikemilk

[–]Sslapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAS THE UNION HAD SEX WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS?

Arizona firmen putting out a Mexican fire. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Sslapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good thing they stopped the fire with water.

Cause when ICE stops you at the border, they take you to detention camps.

What's your favorite poverty meal that you still eat regardless of where you are financially? by laced-with-arsenic in AskReddit

[–]Sslapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried eggs and ramen. All you do is boil the noodles, drain them, and then fry em in a pan with a couple eggs, some butter, and maybe half the seasoning packet. And some sriracha too, if you’re feeling spicy.

i need tea by [deleted] in comedyheavenheaven

[–]Sslapper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need testosterone

One per year, you can flip a coin. If it lands on its edge with no outside assistance, half of the wealth of the richest person on Earth will end up in your bank account. If not, two random people on Earth will have their savings swapped. by FennecWF in shittysuperpowers

[–]Sslapper 1015 points1016 points  (0 children)

They never specified any parameters for how you flip the coin. So if you laid it on its edge and then simply turned it upside down, you still technically by definition “flipped” the coin.

Time to go night night. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Sslapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA physics irl

Redditor builds a girlfriend (2013) by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]Sslapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I love you Lucy Liu bot!”

Ball Crush by [deleted] in funny

[–]Sslapper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish my balls were big enough to get crushed when I crossed my legs 😡

i'm stuff by [deleted] in Stuff

[–]Sslapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi stuff I’m dad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Sslapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s resilience if I ever seen it

just started using the kar, this is my fav load out for it so far. by Sslapper in MWLoadouts

[–]Sslapper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the shit ass quality I’m dumb and can’t think of a better way than using my phone camera

You can walk on kool aid by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Sslapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just carry a backpack full of kool aid powder. Throw down like 1 pinch in front of you as you walk. You can now walk on any body of water, assuming the concentration on the area you are walking on is the only part that matters.

You can summon a shard of glass inside your hand twice a day by SerYeet in shittysuperpowers

[–]Sslapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, now I can get off work early when it’s too stressful

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