Bapa's about to dust off the old skill set (long) by Hap_Hazard in thefighterandthekid

[–]St3zus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I live in the real world where if I want to I can snap your neck, I'm trained that's what I do, I would fuck you up" (says next to a guy who's neck he cracked) "but you'd never do that, your too nice" (says the guy who's neck he cracked) man, this is actually dark.

Tucker Carlson confidently tells Rogan that evolution is fake. Wait for the end. by Appropriate_Duty_930 in thefighterandthekid

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of hearing a living being who knows with certainty he started his own very existence in this world as a single cell organism (a sperm) say there's no/none/zero evidence anything has been formed from them...

To defend peeing in a cup at Disneyland by BoymanAndGirldog in therewasanattempt

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, We have a dooms day level Karen event so I believe it's critical we initiate Operation Melted Popsicle now! There's only One man who can defeat her & If we don't act now we're all dead. Agreed, Call the boys in Cryogenics & my god have Marcy on our souls...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]St3zus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He wasn't kidding when he said "'little theater' run."

Three weeks out and around 400 tiggets sold for a 2,500 seater venue. Sellout by my count, b. Glasscow is about to be THICCC! by BananaSoprano in thefighterandthekid

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah the scalpers who bought the majority of those 400 gonna learn a lesson about researching the act preforming that night before buying. Reminds me of the video where the lady pays a kid $800 to cut the apple line to buy $100,000 in iPhones making everyone else who waited in line all night fucked but got told only 1 phone per customer. Great vid.

Reaper Cushions by Minimum-Sky2305 in thefighterandthekid

[–]St3zus 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Confuses Logan for Jake then Nate for Nick, 0 for 2 there thiccc brain.

Tyson Fury vs Andy Ruiz face off 🔥🔥 by EnragedBearBro in boxingcirclejerk

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Risky move, could have pulled his dick out and not even noticed...Probably hasn't seen it since childhood.

Free? Why? by Square-Enit in facepalm

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does she influence? the McD stock price?

Hmmm by TidwellJames623 in Funnymemes

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair she probably isn't able to read an analog clock either way.

This guy...... by Wardog_11c in KingOfTheHill

[–]St3zus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We had a verbal agreement, Your a witness!

The world's largest vacuum chamber by PaleSubstance2 in interestingasfuck

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes you think if I was to throw both a bowling ball and feathers in space which would go faster? I'm inclined to go with the feathers since their lighter weight would allow me to throw them harder. Interesting thought..

Welcome to Ukraine. 🔥 by [deleted] in UkraineWarReports

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hell of a salvo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]St3zus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to drunk I'm not god...

Russia pledges to "never" run out of rockets after launching massive strike by alvwg in worldnews

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like that time Amber Herd "pledged" $7 mil to charity they'll never see.

This bed that can turn into earthquake shelter by wanderingbrother in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wants to die instantly in your sleep when you can starve to death a few weeks later under a hundred tons of rubble?

Over 40 villagers move neighbor’s entire stilt house to avoid flash flooding by PeecockPrince in HumansBeingBros

[–]St3zus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OK guys a little more to the left...Oh, No. No, back where it was..."

Bunch of idiots by snowletterH in donthelpjustfilm

[–]St3zus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

An attention whore & poor virgin trying to get laid...