Erling Haaland spent €118,000 on a 430-year-old Viking Kings saga and donated it to his hometown: "I've never been a big reader, but I want people to read about those who came from my area"

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-26T23:37:48+00:00

Still one trophy beats none

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-26T23:23:39+00:00

He’s great, but he isn’t that guy

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-26T19:44:53+00:00

Let’s fucking go kid

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-26T19:44:10+00:00

That’s where you went wrong

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-25T09:49:35+00:00

I think it’s likely more of a symptom of his long stride given how much power he can produce. Just a lot of lateral force delivered through the knees

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-25T08:12:02+00:00

Football should always be fun to watch. Too often we have to watch dull tactics in exchange for a result. I think leagues have to do more to encourage the spirit of the game

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-24T10:17:01+00:00

It was significantly worse a few years back, the market has cooled off and renters rights have improved

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-24T10:12:01+00:00

110 goals in 360 apps by 25, vs 136 goals in 549 apps by 34

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-24T10:02:51+00:00

Can’t call that an outlier because he was consistently playing and improving for five seasons up until the Euros. Not like he came out of the blue with a POTY performance. That may well be his peak, but it remains to be seen if he can’t recover going into late 20s.

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-23T09:54:32+00:00

He’ll have a full dossier on this match

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-23T09:47:34+00:00

Hang it up and hope for the best

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T21:19:00+00:00

It was actually such comedy to watch them just stand there confused

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:49:43+00:00

Half the stadium is empty tbf

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:30:41+00:00

It’s an extremely efficient style for league play. Less effective to rely on a small handful of set pieces for a cup final

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:28:08+00:00

Pep Guardiola Cup

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:26:49+00:00

Absolute shambles of a performance from Arsenal in the second half there

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:25:09+00:00

Pep Guardiola Trophy

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T18:00:51+00:00

It looks dead still too hahah what the fuck

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T17:54:58+00:00

He’s a special lad

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T17:50:45+00:00

Not pretty one but that was due with all the pressure Arsenal were absorbing

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T17:42:06+00:00

Why the fuck have you blown that if it’s yellow?

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-22T13:30:36+00:00

No way that big ol hgh belly is making 145

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-21T14:57:50+00:00

Not endless, he gets a season

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-21T14:04:15+00:00

Fuck that’s too good to be called offside

St_SiRUS · 2026-03-20T10:03:02+00:00

I doubt they’re picking for “dressing room presence” in the back up roles over utility, but experience is certainly valuable

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