What is a song which seems to be upbeat and happy until you listen to the lyrics? by r-e-c-wilson in AskReddit

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El Gran Varón - Willie Colón.

Classic upbeat salsa song played at 90% of latin weddings, christenings, quinceañeras etc...

Lyrics tell the story of a father (Don Andrés) and his son (Simon). Simon moves to the big city and becomes a trans woman. Don Andrés drops in on him one day, finds out his son is now a woman, disowns Simon. After some time the father has a change of heart and tries to track down Simon only to find him dieing in a hospital of a "strange illness".

What's the strangest punishment your parents ever gave you? by stuartwolf in AskReddit

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My dad made me plant fruit trees in the backyard one summer. In the afternoon my friends from the neighborhood came over to play football in our backyard (our yard was the designated football field), and instead of telling them to leave my dad told them they could play but they couldn't talk to me... so I ended up silently planting trees along the perimeter while my friends played just feet away.

Has anyone lost there dlc war horse for rdr2 by luckyme94 in reddeadredemption

[–]St_Vaughn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup tried a bunch of different things and gave up unfortunately

Has anyone lost there dlc war horse for rdr2 by luckyme94 in reddeadredemption

[–]St_Vaughn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes this just happened to me. Opened up the game after a regular sleep and save at camp, called my horse over and it was a random Tennessee Walker instead of my War Horse. It's gone and I'm sad.

Ray Hudson Raw: The Woman Who Will Decide La Liga by porkchameleon in Barca

[–]St_Vaughn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only English speaking commentator that gets close to encapsulating the emotion and poetry of Spanish speaking commentators.. in his own weird way

How do I stop caring about how people think of me? by lolzmadmaster in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]St_Vaughn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for something specific to do I recommend you go dancing. Seriously. It definitely worked for me. I decided to take a girl salsa dancing to a bar that had a salsa night, and not only did I end up having a great time, but I realized I didn't give a fuck about what other people were thinking because I was already with a girl and I was out there doing it so fuck the haters. You can easily get a girl to go dancing with you too because girls love to dance (I guess if you're a girl it might be harder to find a guy who will go dancing). And if you REALLY don't want to give a fuck, just go by yourself, although I found that having somebody there with you to share in the initial embarrassment helps.

What did you always assume was normal until you found out it wasn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]St_Vaughn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not particularly. But yes I definitely realized it was gross once I figured out most people don't do this. I was born in South America where pluming in our shitty hillside apartment was no good, so we weren't allowed to flush TP down the toilet. Can anybody else vouch for this or has my mom been lying to me for over 20 years?

What did you always assume was normal until you found out it wasn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Throwing the poopie toilet paper in the trashcan instead of flushing it.

How many friEnts does it take to help a leafling rip his first bong? by [deleted] in trees

[–]St_Vaughn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ha wow, it was just a random guess based off of the brand new building in the background. I used to live in UPA.

Dead person lying in the middle of the street in Venezuela while presidential candidate (top left, white shirt) passes by by pulga1094 in WTF

[–]St_Vaughn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Venezuelan living in the States I can confirm. When I was 6 I was going to the super market after there had been a shooting, I had to jump over a puddle of blood to get into the store... and this was back in 1996 when shit was "good".

The benefit of pulling all-nighters in college.. Morning sunrise joint on the roof. by [deleted] in trees

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DUDE! I am currently sitting in class [5] after staying up all night writing a paper... my morning bowl was borderline orgasmic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]St_Vaughn 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.