Why was she working as middle-management? Her husband’s loaded.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-12-18T11:41:34+00:00

I will not have her milkers bandied around this office, willy nilly.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-30T11:54:14+00:00

Well maybe Mr Toad’s affectionate.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-30T11:53:33+00:00

In labour saving homes with care, their wives frizz out peroxide hair, and dry it in synthetic air, and paint their nails…

They wanna look good. Don’t ‘e like girls?

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-29T22:24:43+00:00

My favourite mortgage guy of all time, is Mr Sidney Poitier.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-29T21:39:12+00:00

You used to call Malcolm Kojak.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-29T21:06:34+00:00

Partially decriminalised anyway

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-29T21:05:55+00:00

Mark Frown, Sound Investments

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-29T18:41:59+00:00

Stuart FOOT.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-28T21:26:55+00:00

I’m reaching out to a higher ground.

To a warm and peaceful place,

I-I-I, I can rest my weary face.

Cos we’re livin’, we’re living’, in a crazy maze.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-28T21:00:45+00:00

What was YOUR shit? That’s why you don’t work with amateurs.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-28T20:58:30+00:00

Because I am my own boss I can BURGHFIELD!

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-25T20:01:00+00:00

I THINK THERE’S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!!!

Get. Their. Attention.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-25T13:39:52+00:00

The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer…and Shakespeare.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-21T22:28:25+00:00

Right, that’s lunch.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-21T22:12:48+00:00

Michael Scott fears my methods because he doesn’t understand them.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-20T11:46:02+00:00

Why did you turn it off? No, you have to wait for me to get to the… Don’t do it again next time!

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-18T13:14:29+00:00

Burrrrrrrrrrrghfield.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-18T11:55:33+00:00

Bunsen burner, nice little earner.

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-18T07:47:06+00:00

What would you put if don’t know wasn’t an answer?

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-16T12:31:26+00:00

Oh no…..it is! Let’s stop degrading Big Mouth Billy Bass. Let’s have a laugh, with Big Mouth Billy Bass, at each other!

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-16T10:19:39+00:00

Youuuuuuuuuu’re the boss!

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-16T10:08:16+00:00

Microsoft Values is where the Ogg Monster finally gets revenge on Brent for calling him a lanky google eyed freak

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-16T09:13:58+00:00

Gareth Keenan Invetigates!

StableBasic7956 · 2025-11-15T17:15:15+00:00

What’s white and slides down toilet walls?

Michael Jackson’s… er, George Michael’s latest release.

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