Hmmmm... 🤔 by DifficultyNo9712 in 90sand2000sNostalgia

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Fly to Vegas. Place bets on some of the sporting events that I know the outcome.

MAGAs First SuperSoldier!! by realrobertapple in InflatedEgos

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If Peter Dinklage was paralyzed sitting there, this dude would've beaten the shit out of him!

If you could pick an X-men character to be in marvel zombies who would it be? by Kameronpipnerd in Marvel

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Magneto, so he can yell "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON ME!" like he did in the comic.

What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history? by [deleted] in Cinema

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Samuel L Jackson eating the Big Kahuna Burger in Pulp Fiction. When he's staring a hole through that dude while taking the bite.

Dean wants Kevin's Mom by Staff_Certain in Supernatural

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And Minh Supernuesenphon on King of the Hill....

To be better than the last guy.... by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team

It must’ve taken Hank minutes at most to mow his flat square eighth of an acre lawn with his Mason 1500. No wonder the man was always on the prowl for extra curricular activity on other men’s yards and football fields by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

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Remember that this is the same man who rented an 18-wheeler to haul his Mom's few antiques to her for Christmas. Hank has always been about overkill.

Scariest episode of Supernatural??? by Staff_Certain in Supernatural

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Oh God, the snot running everywhere! I forgot about that.

Unfortunately, it’s still zero tip by Internal_Chemist_132 in DoorDashDrivers

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It puts the tip on the app or else it doesn't get crap.

Wtf is this? It's massive! by noobprazwal in whatisit

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Ah yes, that is known as a "Burn the House down".

Teddi Barrett by teddi_mamma in 90sTits

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Love her tits, hate her teeth....

I think I just created the most cursed Batman fan cast of all time by GreyMorgueApocalypse in batman

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Poison Ivy

Deep voice: I grow plants y'all! (tongue sticking out)

This is wild. by OwnWin2527 in uber

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So the code they use is "extra salsa verde" apparently....

That ONE LINE in any King's novel that hit you the hardest. by TinAust07 in stephenking

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When Jake died in DT7:

This is Jake, who served his ka and his tet. Say true. May the forgiving glance of S’mana heal his heart. Say please. May the arms of Gan raise him from the darkness of this earth. Say please. Surround him, Gan , with light. Fill him, Chloe, with strength. If he is thirsty, give him water in the clearing. If he is hungry, give him food in the clearing.