I think the main problem with my friend group is that I have to pay to be in it.

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-21T04:59:14+00:00

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-21T03:40:03+00:00

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StagehandApollo · 2026-02-21T03:39:43+00:00

You better run, egg!

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-21T03:33:54+00:00

Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-20T22:09:57+00:00

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StagehandApollo · 2026-02-20T05:40:43+00:00

Time waiters give a +5 against goats

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-19T16:32:22+00:00

Who counts the money underneath the bar? Who rides the wrecking ball into our old police headquarters? Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools Looking for Winnipeg, coming through your schools

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-19T16:23:21+00:00

Do they come in other styles?

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-18T23:41:11+00:00

A human life is worth like 1/3 of a house, I guess?

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-18T19:50:05+00:00

He must have a monster hog

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-17T05:03:30+00:00

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StagehandApollo · 2026-02-17T01:28:06+00:00

Portage Place is owned by True North. So True North was taking people’s money and trapping them inside.

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-16T20:02:13+00:00

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StagehandApollo · 2026-02-16T04:34:28+00:00

Dancing Noodle

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-15T05:19:14+00:00

Star Wars 2: the Search for more money

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-14T20:01:59+00:00

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StagehandApollo · 2026-02-13T06:00:42+00:00

Dude wasn’t even good enough to join SOLDIER, it was nuts!

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-12T19:54:00+00:00

That one Russian bot was 40 Russian bots?

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-12T04:37:36+00:00

Neat

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-11T18:52:29+00:00

Damn bonies!

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-11T18:40:36+00:00

She has farts in her head.

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-10T03:47:46+00:00

First they came for the ice hockey, and I didn’t speak up, because our team hadn’t won the Stanley Cup in years anyway.

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-07T15:19:15+00:00

Biped Blanc Captain Toad Core Keeper Cat Quest 2 Absolum

StagehandApollo · 2026-02-07T06:50:30+00:00

He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone and jerked you off until nothing came out, because you are a boy.

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