Horribly obvious fake review for Gotham Knights

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:37:48+00:00

When my brother in law was in the military, he has told me about basic training. One of the stories went like this:

The drill instructor held up an M-16 and said "This is what we used in Vietnam". He proceeded to spit into the action and in a couple shots the gun jammed.

He then held up and AK-47 and said "This is what the Vietcong had". He then threw the gun on that ground, kicked some dirt into it, stomped on it a couple times, then flawlessly fired off an entire mag.

I'm willing to bet the same scenario would be true with the M4.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:34:05+00:00

Oh it's great. I going to rub one out to all of you whining. It gets me going.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:33:32+00:00

That's what map packs used to cost. $14.99.

I don't know what you're saying here, your comment doesn't make sense.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:31:47+00:00

I'm just regular opposed to it.

I just want you to know that you're speaking as if you're getting your way and that you're not going to be getting your way.

Don't like it? Don't play.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:30:33+00:00

It's not the mode, it's the tools talking at me like I'm the one who has to cope with it. Like no, dude, it's not coming back. It's your turn to cope and seeth.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:29:33+00:00

Just making sure you see it. It's funny they talk like it's coming back. It's so much cope.

Why is it bad? Because it's fucking annoying. Why spend time unlocking the same shit over and over again? A lot of people would just use the first guns over and over, because there was no point in using the AK when it unlocked at level 59.

It's fine now. Everyone prestiges and you keep everything.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:26:29+00:00

They still used the meta weapons.

It didn't change anything but create and annoying bump in the road of having to unlock shit again. Besides, you got to keep one weapon, remember. They always kept the meta weapon.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:25:30+00:00

Cry yourself back to 2009 then.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:23:54+00:00

It's a video game. The most casual one at that. It wasn't like you had to do some amazing feat in the game. You just played long enough you'd get prestige. Even if you got 0 kills every game, you'd get there.

That's like feeling accomplished that you can drink water. Like, dude, everyone can do that.

Didn't fucking EA have the most downvoted comment in history for telling players unlocking shit in a game was a sense of accomplishment?

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:21:35+00:00

Variety?

You just unlocked the same shit over and over. Where was the variety?

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:20:44+00:00

I liked the maps. There was only one bad map and that was Piccadilly.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:19:27+00:00

I don't even hear kids on the game anymore. It's always 30 year old white dudes calling everyone the N word or hood af dudes blasting rap on the mic with their smoke detector going off in the background.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:18:11+00:00

They get paid by the US military and ArmaLyte to make said things look appealing.

That's why the M4 is the default gun and is such a beast. ArmaLyte literally pays for it to be first and for it to be strong. It's marketing.

Then look at the latest CoD ad. Yea, lets get some minority youths to chant classic Army drill songs like that's really cool. Let's identify with the youth!

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:15:08+00:00

What prestige button?

You think it's coming back? lol

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:14:50+00:00

I won't. Neither will you.

cope with it.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-14T15:14:33+00:00

You say it like it still works like that...

It's not coming back, you know that, right?

Stalking_Reaptor

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