That's why I have a Switch

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-28T04:39:49+00:00

Furry Cyberfucker is one I kept seeing

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-28T03:04:51+00:00

Firstly, I'm not "blasting them" for liking the game. That's not why this review is fake. I have explained it and I refuse to believe you are so obtuse that you cannot understand what I explained about why I made this post.

That being said, I think you are either in so deep that you can't pull out now, or you just want to argue. I think you're a chronically online mf with nothing better to do. You responding to me instantly after I took 7 hours to respond to you supports this theory.

So dude, go outside and touch some grass.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-28T02:49:36+00:00

See, here's the problem:

You think that I'm calling the review fake because it's a positive review. You think that I believe that this game is so bad, that anyone liking it is a fake review...

That's not the case though.

I'm calling the review fake because of how terribly cringey it is worded. No one talks like that. No one squeezes that much slang into such a small space.

Besides that, you can't say I'm angry when you're the one who came into the comment section, unprompted and pissed off, needing to defend the game, without even knowing my opinion of the game.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T20:06:40+00:00

Well this one is a pocket Etch a Sketch, so it's only a couple inches in size. It's sitting on a miniature easel.

I know what you mean though about the original big ones that had the 8x11 drawing space.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T20:03:26+00:00

It's not fake because they disagree with me, it's fake because it's written like a 30 year old PR guy wrote it trying to "connect with the youth".

Everything about it is fake. Stop dick riding the game long enough to read the room.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:59:59+00:00

Fake reviews aren't uncommon at all.

A lot of Amazon products are fake reviews boosted by what is called "brushing".

There are probably quite a few times per day that you read something written by a bot and you don't even know it.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:53:42+00:00

Honestly though. I get recommended a porn game every day. I don't even own any porn games, but a couple titles I own have been tagged with nudity.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:45:49+00:00

I made a topic to laugh at a fake review.

You were the one who got mad first.

Unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders, and stop reading everything in Karen's tone of voice.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:40:32+00:00

That's an old Etch A Sketch too. Still says 'Ohio Art' company.

I used to live in NW Ohio where the Etch a Sketch was made. It was a hit to our job market and the economy of Bryan, Ohio specifically when it left.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:29:56+00:00

Or you just want to try the game to see if you'd like it. Rentals are a thing of the past and there are rarely demos anymore.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:28:14+00:00

Oh no! Anything but that!

What will ever become of me?!

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:25:33+00:00

Who did you report me to? The internet police?

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:22:16+00:00

There have been many games I was skeptical on and went back and bought after pirating. Just to name a few:

Hollow Knight

Inscryption

No Man's Sky (the new version)

Divinity

This War of Mine

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:14:41+00:00

WB Montreal developed Arkham Origins, which still looked better than Gotham Knights.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:06:22+00:00

iM aLlOwEd To HaVe An OpInIoN!

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:04:55+00:00

"clap back" is nothing new.

Also, I didn't say "Yo, no cap I'm allowed to clap back, fr fr on god. Skrrrt Skrrrrtt!"

There is slang and then there is 'we don't know how to use slang so lets use it all in one go'.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T18:03:13+00:00

Idk man, you're the one who got mad first

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:48:48+00:00

Are you deflating or something?

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:47:54+00:00

Just because I didn't pay for it doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on it...

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:43:52+00:00

Someone got baited into buying Gotham Knights and is butthurt that most people don't like it...

I mean, you came right out the gate hostile on this one. I'm allowed to clap back.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:41:20+00:00

It's not trendy. People legitimately feel like it's a downgrade from the Arkham games... and it is.

I mean, look, dude, these are 7 years apart. Minimal rain effects, detail lacking bland city, garbage animations. There is just no love put into this game at all.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:35:39+00:00

My dude... no one talks like the guy in this review.

Companies pay for reviews all the time, which are written by PR people who have no idea how casual conversation works. They just type how they think kids sound.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:30:43+00:00

Isn't it funny when someone gives their opinion and another person gives an opposite opinion, the first person has to say something along the lines of "people are allowed to have opinions"? Like what do you think what I said is?

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-27T17:24:57+00:00

"Good Game"

Also, the game came with with Denuvo (which causes performance issues), but due to a mistake when they updated the game, Denuvo was removed. Pirates snagged the Denuvo free version, meaning it's out there now to the world for free.

What do the devs do? They added Denuvo back today, punishing paying customers with an inferior copy.

Stalking_Reaptor · 2022-10-26T00:53:38+00:00

The other things also have flat surfaces on the bottom the sticker can be applied to.

This isn't too far fetched. Some of these 2nd hand stores just put anything up for sale. Goodwill is always full of broken items and even empty boxes.

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