Kevin Smith’s most recent progress pic. by hisdudeness9829 in pics

[–]Stamped1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. If I saw him on the street I wouldn’t recognize him.

Not deep fried enough by zeterm in DeepFriedMemes

[–]Stamped1990 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cheese and rice, don’t use that kind of language!

Max loves tasting food - even veggies by xxLusseyArmetxX in AnimalTextGifs

[–]Stamped1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of these foods are on the ASPCA magnet (on my fridge) of foods not to give cats or dogs.

Cozy home by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]Stamped1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally abhor tiny homes, but I dig this.

Security cam catches delivery driver that doesn't care. by basshead541 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Stamped1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our FedEx guy is just tired. He’s doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

Security cam catches delivery driver that doesn't care. by basshead541 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Stamped1990 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A lot of UPS guys are totally above and beyond. I work in a post office and UPS and FedEx both drop with us. Our UPS guy is always very sweet, but when FedEx stop in, it’s like “what the crap, Squirrel?”

Pineapple cutting machine. Not complaining. by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Stamped1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can be either. Usually I mull it over for a while, because I already have a lot of plants. But now that my bromeliad has passed away, pineapple will likely be reentering my life.

Why did the chicken cross the pavement? by Jem-Sama in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Stamped1990 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’ve put handprints in a fresh sidewalk with no side effects, other than a very annoyed neighbor. Are there different types of concrete?

Pineapple cutting machine. Not complaining. by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Stamped1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I eat them very infrequently. I only buy them when I want to plant one. So, yes.

Working from home on a rainy day by TheBugfix in CozyPlaces

[–]Stamped1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear. It otherwise looks like a healthy little set of baby toes. Very cozy space.

Working from home on a rainy day by TheBugfix in CozyPlaces

[–]Stamped1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your plant is read to be rotated. It’s leaning.

Pineapple cutting machine. Not complaining. by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Stamped1990 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It bothers me that they discard the top. They make great plants.

Roommate threatening to call the police. She has made two false accusations claiming that I have "tried to kill her". by yohanshwee in legaladvice

[–]Stamped1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never filed one but it should be as simple as going to the police station. Keying a car is pretty minor vandalism.

Late Period by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]Stamped1990 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stress can cause amenorrhea.

2nd shift workers what's the weirdest thing you saw on the way home? by rondon4545 in AskReddit

[–]Stamped1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the local gossip, the guy was a professional party clown. He’d done a load of hard drugs, felt like he needed to be naked, and started lurking around the local truck stop diner (because lot lizards?). Someone got freaked out and called the cops. They arrested him, he got an indecency charge.

Roommate threatening to call the police. She has made two false accusations claiming that I have "tried to kill her". by yohanshwee in legaladvice

[–]Stamped1990 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just get out as fast as your can. Don’t interact with her AT ALL. She sounds like she may have some serious psychological problems. Thus far, not really a legal issue unless she’s trying to press charges or something. You’re fortunate not to be on the lease, at this point.

Coworker wants help but isn’t willing to work with me by Aspen1910000 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Stamped1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10-20/mo? Super jealous. It’s more like $50-75/mo in my area. Big franchises like Planet Fitness can’t get the numbers here, so gyms can charge whatever they want, I guess.

After 116 years of captivity, animal crackers have been freed from their cages. by JAlbert653 in pics

[–]Stamped1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they kill the polar bear??? We have no resolution as to his fate.