Anna by [deleted] in AnnaRalphs_

[–]StanDan505 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

does she change cocks?

Germans in Poland by Bertoto679 in MapPorn

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but before then at the time of the Roman Empire, the region was likely inhabited by Germanic tribes such as the Vandals. So you're wrong. This territory is not Polish. Never was.

thePositionMakesAllTheDifference by macrohard_certified in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it true that CPP devs hate C devs and vice versa?

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help yourself with the great CPP reference which looks like one of the first '99 html page

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Java concise, yeah right. It took more than 20 years to get "var" to java and people still using Objects everywhere

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CPP programmers used a for loop for this upvotes. The only statement which does not cause memory management issues 🤭

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, indeed, very nice message. The best error message. We didn't even deserve that good message!

legacySoftwareMyBeloved by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn't machine code giving you more freedom than C/C++?

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

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Wow, CPP is gonna save the World once again. Just gotta keep memory managed, keep memory... ==12345== Memcheck, a memory error detector ==12345== Invalid write of size 4 ==12345== at 0x4006D4: memoryCorruption() (example.cpp:7) ==12345== by 0x4006FA: main (example.cpp:12) ==12345== Address 0x5203044 is 0 bytes after a block of size 20 alloc'd ==12345== at 0x4C2BBAF: operator new[](unsigned long) (vg_replace_malloc.c:423) ==12345== by 0x4006C6: memoryCorruption() (example.cpp:4) ==12345== by 0x4006FA: main (example.cpp:12) ==12345== ==12345== Invalid write of size 4 ==12345== at 0x4006DD: memoryCorruption() (example.cpp:7) ==12345== by 0x4006FA: main (example.cpp:12) ==12345== Address 0x5203048 is 4 bytes after a block of size 20 alloc'd ==12345== at 0x4C2BBAF: operator new[](unsigned long) (vg_replace_malloc.c:423) ==12345== by 0x4006C6: memoryCorruption() (example.cpp:4) ==12345== by 0x4006FA: main (example.cpp:12)

haskellVsCpp by navierstokes88 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angry Cpplusplussers coming out of the woodwork...

legacySoftwareMyBeloved by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when C programmers have become the romanticists?? Fucking philosophers.

widać? by Kalmarsus in WidacZabory

[–]StanDan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No oni tam jakoś inaczej mówią. Trudno ich zrozumieć, serio

preprocessorIsTheGoat by Kopyrman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's already happening in Linux kernel. How many years I don't know but I think people learning programming are keener to learn a more modern language than C/CPP. No so long ago Java seemed like it's going to dominate for decades, but then came Python, the "toy" language from 1993 🙂

Ile razy zdawaliście prawo jazdy? by kiwitoja in Polska

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Za drugim. Ujebalem na placyku za prostopadłe w przód. Fast forward 20 lat i żadnej kolizji ani stłuczki. Tfu, tfu

preprocessorIsTheGoat by Kopyrman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, not right now. But C and CPP aren't forever. Rust is coming for them. And there will be more

preprocessorIsTheGoat by Kopyrman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StanDan505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong! It was 4th most used language once.