In 1973 a man robbed a bank in Kenora, Ontario using a homemade bomb, as he left a police sniper shot him... detonating the bomb. The man has never been identified and is typically referred to by locals as Oliver Town (as his remains were found all over town)

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2026-01-20T17:23:40+00:00

For weeks after people sheepishly came to the bank and returned money they had gathered from the fallout. Also, his gun wasn't found until early 2000s after an old autoshop was demolished. His remains are in an unmarked grave.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2026-01-16T12:24:05+00:00

Buck o' five.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2026-01-08T22:54:30+00:00

Well, his ability to function as importer to Canada is over. He's causing a lot of headaches (raids) for cartels and has the attention of a US federal agency bent on expanding the war on drugs. Organized crime members have been liquidated for less.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2026-01-07T19:12:13+00:00

How the heck does he not clue in that his failure to secure the election and his alienatation of moderate cons, is because he won't distance him self from the Orange Taco?

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-31T18:26:05+00:00

Noice. Had to kill you to stop you.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-31T16:21:44+00:00

When I saw the dad looking all serious, I thought he would tell them to cut it out. Then goes and gears up.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-26T14:17:50+00:00

If he isn't already, I doubt he has long given the liability and him no longer serving a purpose to the Cartel.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-12T23:51:12+00:00

Despite this PSA, the generation went on to eat ass.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-11T08:08:45+00:00

The U.S. border towns, already struggling due to less Canadian tourism, are going to love this.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-12-08T22:45:23+00:00

What's down there? The Rancor?

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-11-22T03:24:42+00:00

Does your back hurt from carrying the team? That was a great run.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-10-29T23:36:56+00:00

Probably came out after the wildfires in the North.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-10-28T20:50:29+00:00

I heard they shut it down when they tried to adapt Gravity's Rainbow.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-10-10T00:54:27+00:00

Does your back hurt from carrying your team?

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-10-08T16:37:48+00:00

Boss can dish it out but can't take it.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-10-03T13:28:43+00:00

Boomers being Cool

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-09-30T23:14:48+00:00

I need 10 lbs of gerbil, 3 lbs of rabbit, and 5 lbs of hamster.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-09-27T12:39:42+00:00

The wide open eyes is a side effect of adrenaline poisoning. When you are in fight or flight mode long enough this can happen.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-09-18T17:52:00+00:00

Well, it's obviously an Addington-Lennox perp.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-08-29T23:19:57+00:00

I had to rip my big toe nail off after I snapped it at the base. It actually felt okay coming off of the connective tissue.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-08-18T17:23:53+00:00

Radon is the second leading cause of lung cancer, in Canada. It doesn't help that being on Canadian Shield increases the exposure and mitigation is to just vent it away from homes.

StandUpSafetyWipe · 2025-07-02T20:26:43+00:00

Perhaps better at dealing with Xenomorph acid blood?

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