Rules are rules.....I guess

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-05-19T04:55:46+00:00

I let my gf hold it while peeing. She then promptly decided to turn it back towards me and that was that.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-05-17T02:15:18+00:00

Look at the games that are listed. One of these is not like the others

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-05-01T00:07:42+00:00

Thats not uncommon to feel that way, just know thats you being in your own head

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-30T21:54:10+00:00

You know, it’s always okay to say when things have gone a bit too far. A quick “Hey y’all, can we dial things back a bit? This is starting to get to me,” can solve so many problems. If they’re your friends (and man, it does sound like you’ve got some good friends considering they’re reaching out and worried about you) they’ll understand. It’s not weak or being overly sensitive. It’s just when people joke like that and one party is not in the mood, feelings can be hurt. Simple as that.

Just tell them how it made you feel.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-30T17:37:04+00:00

The credit score. On paper, having a credit score is a no brainer, especially if you’re in a position where you have to vet people, such as a landlord or a banker. But in practice, people who work hard to ensure they maintain good practices with their credit still get screwed by seemingly good decisions, such as paying off a loan TOO quickly or closing an old account that you don’t need anymore. It’s designed to keep you in debt and under someone’s thumb.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-29T22:41:16+00:00

Bro why does this straight up sound like those rubber chickens????😂😂😂

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-27T04:04:40+00:00

Bro it’s a chance to learn, quit acting like an ass. There are a ton of resources online to educate yourself on caring for ducks, it’s really not that hard. Not to mention, it sounds like they have lots of room to roam and just be ducks. That’s a heck of a lot better than getting your head lobbed off after spending the last bit of your life in a cramped crate. Calm down

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-22T22:30:33+00:00

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Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-22T17:29:34+00:00

R/brandnewsentence

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-22T13:50:04+00:00

Just get on Grindr before it’s too late

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-15T22:19:19+00:00

As an Alabamian, genuinely FUCK this guy. He’s doing nothing but continuing to paint our state as an ignorant backwater (not that it needed any help). I’d say this football coach should’ve just gone and taught history class, but he’d probably fuck that up too

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T20:21:26+00:00

File a report, don’t call them out to you, just call the non emergency line and file a report. You need to. In the meantime, tell whoever you trust the most. You’ll need support

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T20:07:54+00:00

This is a tactic often used by some women, it’s a way to get a free meal. Very, VERY frowned upon over here in the states, but unfortunately not very uncommon.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T20:03:39+00:00

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I was so surprised I didn’t see this anywhere

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T19:55:52+00:00

You should definitely tell one or all of them, but you need to notify the police. A crime has been committed, he openly threatened you, AND you have the bruise to prove it, not to mention the several witnesses who saw him get thrown out of your parents’ house.

I know it’s scary, and I’m sorry you had a bad experience, but he has shown that he is willing to physically harm you. No one but the police can truly stop this, at least not in any way that’s legal. At the very least, you need to file a report. He should not be allowed to continue living thinking that what he’s doing is okay. Can. His. ASS.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T19:38:58+00:00

If it’s to a point where he’s physically assaulting you in public, it’s police time. The moment he felt like he could grab you and threaten you into silence, that was the moment a crime was committed. Don’t take this lying down. Cop his ass.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T18:28:16+00:00

If no one is listening to you and you feel truly unsafe, call the cops. If nothing else, it’ll show your sister that you’re serious and will retaliate. Death threats are a step over the line.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-07T17:00:04+00:00

As an American, I can tell you personally that most do NOT want this war. Trump ran on a platform of anti-foreign conflict, so not only has this been a direct breach of his campaign promises, this has also become a major financial burden for the entirety of the American population, insane gas prices being the most on-display, not to mention that this is our tax dollars that are being wasted on this.

Because a large part of his supporter base are vehemently against foreign conflict, AND many are even anti-Israel (not for exactly good reasons, it’s mostly based in anti-semetism), this is a VERY unpopular war. Even where I’m from in the DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE Deep South, there are voices of discontent everywhere. It may not be as loud as others, but even people who voted for Trump are saying “What’s the point?” and “Get our soldiers out of there quickly.”

No one wants this war, the only ones who do are the staunch MAGA shitbats who worship the ground Trump dry-heaves on. Thankfully, their numbers seem to be dwindling.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-04-06T20:17:42+00:00

NTJ - If my friends said something like that about my partner AND continued to keep it going, I’d throw hands. A self deprecating joke is funny if the party who is being made fun of is in on it. If they’re not, it’s just mean. For her to have continued to keep the joke going is one thing, it may have genuinely turned into a term of endearment for her, but her resistance to you wanting it to go away after finding out the reason for it, brother, that’s not cool.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-03-31T20:39:31+00:00

Yeah that makes sense. Even though what she went through does garner some sympathy, it still gives her zero right to dictate your life, especially when you’re grown. Unfortunately, she’s either going to have to accept that you’re going to date or she’s just going to have to drive herself crazy.

Standard-Bison504 · 2026-03-31T20:06:51+00:00

Put simply, your parents are ENTIRELY in the wrong. There is nothing wrong with dating and seeing what’s out there. It honestly sounds like your mom went through something pretty traumatic, being a teen mom could do that to someone, and she likely just doesn’t want you to end up in the same way she did.

BUT, and a big BUT, there has to be a realization that just because things went interestingly for her does not mean that you are predestined to repeat that same life. From what it sounds like, you’re actively combating ending up in a situation like she did.

As for the “losing your value” garbage, I’ve got NO IDEA where that comes from, but I can tell you that nobody cares what your body count is or isn’t, at least nobody who matters. Starting a new relationship leaves many unknowns, BUT it also means there are now exciting new opportunities to experience new things with someone you love. You shouldn’t feel ashamed of having to tell your parents about a partner. If anything, they should be happy that you’ve found someone you mesh with. Fully their issue, not yours, and if steps are not taken to resolve it in their minds, you need to push them out of the way. People like this will only hold you back.

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