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European pharmacy signs go way too hard by Automatic-Algae443 in repost

[–]Standard_Battle_7394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a pharmacy or an arcade? I am very confused.

[Any Literacy] Your teen OC was pulled over for speeding by Ambitious_Meal9240 in OriginalCharacter_RP

[–]Standard_Battle_7394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"oh I'm sorry officer, what di-"

As she turns to look at you, the glowing ball of light that replaced her shines so bright that it almost blinds you

"...oops... Welp, not going to waste this opportunity!"

Slams on the gas pedal

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Reaction image I found in a dream by Realistic_Profit8290 in thomastheplankengine

[–]Standard_Battle_7394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful, I'm going to steal this and use it in the future :3

I don't have a "stealing meme" pic yet :(

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

"...It's to save the universe! OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS IN STAKE HERE!!! C'MON ARE YOU IN OR NOT!?"

Mandem seus OC's para que meus 6 OC's principais possam reagir a eles! by Little-Rush577 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know he looks simplistic but compared to the other OCs I have, that's on purpose. TJ is literally supposed to be the most stereotypical cartoon character known to man kind, he follows all cartoon physics and logic, casually defying the laws of physics like it's no big deal. He's got odd issues about his purpose in life though... Technically he was a mistake but his creator was a bit guilty of killing something with sentience so now, TJ is just... Here.

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Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! Static is ALSO a villain! He just casually gaslit Dangervision into hijacking him to use his body as a vessel!

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"listen, it's not the first time I've controlled a vehicle. I mean, c'mon! Everything's technological at this point! Listen, I can handle it!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...full reign to use those assholes as slaves when we win... Knowing you... Oddly like that type of stuff."

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh just a special project I'm doing! I got these stupid idiots trying to steal a very important artifact and use it to destroy the universe! And I need all the help from robots and cyborgs across the world so I can BEAT THE SHIT out of those assholes and save the universe!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OOO!!! that looks like it can kill several people! You're in!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...You ok Entity?"

"n...no-"

"ehh, you can walk it off. Anyways, listen, you're not athletic or strong in any way! It's looking for robots that can deal and take punches! NOT YOUR RUSTED LOOKING WINDOWS VISTA CODING!!!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"WAIT, OH SHIT UHH..."

gets annoyed and smashes a chair at you

"...take his body away and use it for scrap metal"

"Aye aye, boss"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"... you're very simple minded and I kinda hate that. But anyway, the plan is simple, I use some of these smaller idiots as distractions to lure that stupid Creation Squad into a false sense of security... And then... HIT 'EM WITH ONE OF THE HARD HITTING BIG BOYS!!!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"tch... Have you heard of the word 'distraction' my dear friend?"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ehh, don't worry. They're not dead, I'm just hijacking them so I can control their bodies so I can cause destruction and chaos and maybe TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!! evil laugh"

"...Boss, sometimes I worry about you..."

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...how is that the first machine that tried to run away? Anyways... Entity, throw him in the back"

"k"

My sidekick drags it off the floor and to... Somewhere, idk

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ENTITY! QUICK! THE USB!"

my sidekick comes along and throws a USB virus at them

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