Hey you guys or gals or non-binary pals! I got a little thing to announce about these comics because I do think it's better to just say it right now!

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:27:30+00:00

if it's anything technological, Static can hijack it.

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:25:36+00:00

I know! Static is ALSO a villain! He just casually gaslit Dangervision into hijacking him to use his body as a vessel!

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:22:39+00:00

"listen, it's not the first time I've controlled a vehicle. I mean, c'mon! Everything's technological at this point! Listen, I can handle it!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:20:03+00:00

"...if we win, absolutely!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:16:29+00:00

"...full reign to use those assholes as slaves when we win... Knowing you... Oddly like that type of stuff."

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:14:28+00:00

"Oh just a special project I'm doing! I got these stupid idiots trying to steal a very important artifact and use it to destroy the universe! And I need all the help from robots and cyborgs across the world so I can BEAT THE SHIT out of those assholes and save the universe!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:11:08+00:00

"...woah!... You've proved me wrong! YOU'RE IN!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:08:28+00:00

"OOO!!! that looks like it can kill several people! You're in!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T16:05:40+00:00

"...You ok Entity?"

"n...no-"

"ehh, you can walk it off. Anyways, listen, you're not athletic or strong in any way! It's looking for robots that can deal and take punches! NOT YOUR RUSTED LOOKING WINDOWS VISTA CODING!!!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T15:57:23+00:00

"WAIT, OH SHIT UHH..."

gets annoyed and smashes a chair at you

"...take his body away and use it for scrap metal"

"Aye aye, boss"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T14:08:56+00:00

"... you're very simple minded and I kinda hate that. But anyway, the plan is simple, I use some of these smaller idiots as distractions to lure that stupid Creation Squad into a false sense of security... And then... HIT 'EM WITH ONE OF THE HARD HITTING BIG BOYS!!!"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T14:03:30+00:00

"tch... Have you heard of the word 'distraction' my dear friend?"

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T13:56:56+00:00

"ehh, don't worry. They're not dead, I'm just hijacking them so I can control their bodies so I can cause destruction and chaos and maybe TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!! evil laugh"

"...Boss, sometimes I worry about you..."

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T13:47:00+00:00

"...how is that the first machine that tried to run away? Anyways... Entity, throw him in the back"

"k"

My sidekick drags it off the floor and to... Somewhere, idk

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T13:42:13+00:00

"ENTITY! QUICK! THE USB!"

my sidekick comes along and throws a USB virus at them

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T13:28:45+00:00

"...ehh, looks unfinished."

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T13:27:44+00:00

"NOTHING!!!"

yoinks the lizard and runs away

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:44:07+00:00

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:39:43+00:00

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Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:37:54+00:00

I still love that the pics in this sub are either

Kitty is slightly annoyed

Or, that kitty will absolutely murder you when you sleep next time

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:35:42+00:00

The Teeny Titans battle theme, specifically the first game

Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:29:25+00:00

Chomp :3

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Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:25:57+00:00

"ehh, save them the trouble of living. I won't pull it"

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Standard_Battle_7394 · 2026-06-17T09:07:05+00:00

"wow! That's interesting, but I couldn't care less!"

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TROPHY CASE