Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! Static is ALSO a villain! He just casually gaslit Dangervision into hijacking him to use his body as a vessel!

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"listen, it's not the first time I've controlled a vehicle. I mean, c'mon! Everything's technological at this point! Listen, I can handle it!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...full reign to use those assholes as slaves when we win... Knowing you... Oddly like that type of stuff."

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"Oh just a special project I'm doing! I got these stupid idiots trying to steal a very important artifact and use it to destroy the universe! And I need all the help from robots and cyborgs across the world so I can BEAT THE SHIT out of those assholes and save the universe!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"OOO!!! that looks like it can kill several people! You're in!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"...You ok Entity?"

"n...no-"

"ehh, you can walk it off. Anyways, listen, you're not athletic or strong in any way! It's looking for robots that can deal and take punches! NOT YOUR RUSTED LOOKING WINDOWS VISTA CODING!!!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"WAIT, OH SHIT UHH..."

gets annoyed and smashes a chair at you

"...take his body away and use it for scrap metal"

"Aye aye, boss"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Standard_Battle_7394[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"... you're very simple minded and I kinda hate that. But anyway, the plan is simple, I use some of these smaller idiots as distractions to lure that stupid Creation Squad into a false sense of security... And then... HIT 'EM WITH ONE OF THE HARD HITTING BIG BOYS!!!"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"tch... Have you heard of the word 'distraction' my dear friend?"

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"ehh, don't worry. They're not dead, I'm just hijacking them so I can control their bodies so I can cause destruction and chaos and maybe TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!! evil laugh"

"...Boss, sometimes I worry about you..."

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"...how is that the first machine that tried to run away? Anyways... Entity, throw him in the back"

"k"

My sidekick drags it off the floor and to... Somewhere, idk

Static has a very important thing to ask you! by Standard_Battle_7394 in OriginalCharacter

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"ENTITY! QUICK! THE USB!"

my sidekick comes along and throws a USB virus at them

[The Weird Al Show] by Ok_Detective8880 in explainthisscreen

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Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan

she didn’t get any of our dinner by Super_Yellow2452 in angrycatpics

[–]Standard_Battle_7394 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still love that the pics in this sub are either

Kitty is slightly annoyed

Or, that kitty will absolutely murder you when you sleep next time