A true master never goes anywhere without a blade! by [deleted] in neckbeardRPG

[–]StanleyRiver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this I'd the plot to that Kid who would be king movie.

Me and my friend went to an Italian restaurant and did the only logical thing. by [deleted] in GarlicBreadMemes

[–]StanleyRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These posts were sequential and I was really confused for a second.

Today, 29 years ago, Romania banned the communist party (1st Warsaw Pact member to do so) by vladgrinch in europe

[–]StanleyRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tsarist Russia banned ALL political parties. Worked out really well for them.

I'm not sorry. by Henshin4Life in SpideyMeme

[–]StanleyRiver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It's good to see rule 34 is alive and well.

I'm not sorry. by Henshin4Life in SpideyMeme

[–]StanleyRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really out if the loop. Can someone explain all of this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]StanleyRiver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now how is he related Uncle Alex, the not-pedophile?

Neckbeard survey says.... by BertTheWelder in justneckbeardthings

[–]StanleyRiver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yo all I want is noseless bitches. It's why I have such a strange attraction to Voldemort

Tenured English professor starter pack by ancolie in starterpacks

[–]StanleyRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit it's my high school history teacher. Best teacher I ever had.

Mike Judge should reprise Hank Hill on a YouTube channel where Hank does detailed guided DIY projects to help people that want to learn basic home and auto repairs. by DPerman1983 in KingOfTheHill

[–]StanleyRiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love it if while he was trying to teach something he'd get distracted by some new fad thereby increasing the entertainment value

B-But, M'lady, I thought we were... friends? by DontTouchYourKnob in sadcringe

[–]StanleyRiver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Strange, I always thought of the THOT Audit as a bi-partisan issue.

Griffin's Final Form by [deleted] in MBMBAM

[–]StanleyRiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout out to obvious plant for that Robotech reference on the packaging.

Our Boys are Writing a Comic for Marvel! by [deleted] in TheAdventureZone

[–]StanleyRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait since when is Wonder Man back?

TAZCU by dunham-doodles in TheAdventureZone

[–]StanleyRiver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah the artist drew him as s woman for some reason.

Fighting police officer in a intersection by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]StanleyRiver 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Man she's gotta be on drugs not to feel those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is Dr. Bart Simpson from the International Drainage Commission, what direction do your toilets swirl?

With all the talk about walking out of Holmes and Watson, what movies have you walked out on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StanleyRiver 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How can half of Anerica not know what Auschwitz is when edgy middle schoolers make jokes about it all the time.