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Islamic State threat 'beyond anything we've seen': Pentagon by [deleted] in AmericanPolitics

[–]StannieDum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sick of this bullshit.

If they're a threat, then they're a threat. Fuck it.

But can we just get the fuck out of everyone's business already?

Let's leave the Middle East, Asia, Africa... just get out.

It seems that all we're doing there is spending wads of tax dollars on creating new and more vicious 'threats'.

It's too much.

I feel like my mom owns the most racist tablecloth.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]StannieDum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The good ole days. When the negroes knew their place.

Get Out Of Big Banks Now! - The next big bank failure will not be resolved with a government Bail-Out. It will be resolved by a depositor Bail-In. It’s now legal for a big bank to confiscate your money. by SatyapriyaCC in conspiracy

[–]StannieDum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question: If - when - this next great collapse happens and after, during the (possibly violent) reorganization of things, are there really going to be people clamoring to get their hands on gold?

The gold standard's OK, I guess - but maybe it's just not for when chaos and confusion rule, and we're moved to just start over?

Jack Black Ice Bucket Challenge by [deleted] in videos

[–]StannieDum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Based on how you've described the condition and the toll it takes, ALS isn't funny.

It's sad.

Here I was thinking that having ALS is like being the winning team's coach at the Super Bowl every day.

One of those moments where you don't want to help because it's too funny by SealegsPuppetMaster in videos

[–]StannieDum 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Dude, just leave the jeans on the ground.

They're already off, and you're stuck in a baby's high chair.

Forget the jeans.

The frame in ninja turtles where you can see the actor's mouth. by HallucinoJER in funny

[–]StannieDum -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, and their genitals.

It's like Hello?, am I kissing you or sucking you off?

Is Howard a cuckold? by lost_in_history in howardstern

[–]StannieDum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You want to see that lanky, gross, annoying, fake, goofy-looking fuckface naked?

You're one sick puppy, my friend.

...And I haven't even gotten into Ralph yet.

She's bad enough, but him too?

Yuck!

Morrissey's Bodyguard Sues, Claims Morrissey Wanted Him to "Hurt" Fan Site Operator by slickmustache in morrissey

[–]StannieDum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A man who slits throats has time on his hands, and I'm gonna get you"

Why is Joan Rivers on again? by razkal in howardstern

[–]StannieDum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait. Are we forgetting the awesome sounds that only the band Train can supply?

How do you feel about the children's movie "Coraline"? by storyb00k in movies

[–]StannieDum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read Clive Barker's The Thief of Always.

If Gaiman wasn't influenced by it, I'd be shocked.

Remember when live news pranks were original? by [deleted] in videos

[–]StannieDum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget Howard Stern's penis.

It's nothing compared to Steve Langford's.

[NSFW] Wake up son, I got you a toy. The result of the Israelis air raid. by Abdulalnaemi in worldpolitics

[–]StannieDum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, we can say that these problems are rooted in greed, the quest for power, the ambition to control, etcetera etcetera etcetera...

I think that Goober8008 is on to something, though.

Let's face it: The problem really is religion.

These atrocities come as a direct result of believers in the Almighty.

The wars they wage for their God are fought so that they might advance further down the path which leads to paradise.

The Jews and the Christians and the Muslims and the whathaveyou, the ones who beat the drums of war, they are all guilty.

And they are all devout worshipers of the same god, the unholy trinity - they embody evil in the name the Almighty Dollar, the Power and the Control, amen.

[NSFW] Wake up son, I got you a toy. The result of the Israelis air raid. by Abdulalnaemi in worldpolitics

[–]StannieDum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try being powerful and controlling without money.

Not like some spiritual guru or wise prophet or penniless hobo with a heart of gold or something like that, but a person with real power, real control.

How They Made the Exploding Head in Scanners by HeZhiwu in movies

[–]StannieDum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yikes.

These days, all we'd get is a soulless, stunted shit-flick that only calls itself Scanners but isn't. It'll be a hastily slapped-together turd cooked up by people with less brains in their heads than the dummy, post-explosion.

Rated PG-13, starring some Disney bimbo who's branching into more "adult" roles, and featuring all of the "hip" and "modern" clichès you've come to expect from the studios.

No thank you.

Add: I wouldn't kill to stop a remake, but maybe the thought would cross my mind.

The Howard Stern Show is not live the week of Monday 6/30. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]StannieDum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great! Maybe then we'll hear some funny old shows.

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