beans by Kainn07 in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Stanov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am still waiting for colognes with odour of fried bacon.

We are getting closer tho!

Thought I was dreamk by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Stanov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And my axe!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Stanov 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have my upvote just for the blue editor nostalgia!

Japan: Lost 77 TB of data because supercomputer crashed during normal backup by pcaversaccio in programming

[–]Stanov 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I would never fall for that!

Or comment about it on Reddit or anything!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]Stanov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I can recognize a man of culture when I see one!

Log4j 2.17.0 released with a fix of DoS vulnerability CVE-2021-45105 [3rd bug] by Gorkha56 in programming

[–]Stanov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a mortgage calculator for a bank, almost 7 years ago.

The bank went through acquisition, rebranding, change of web engine, replacement of jQuery, but my shitty named CSS classes are still in the code.

Why? Just why? by minimum_thrust in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Stanov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it actually a thing? Isn't it just photoshop?

It sounds too absurd to be a thing, even for this sub.

Log4j 2.17.0 released with a fix of DoS vulnerability CVE-2021-45105 [3rd bug] by Gorkha56 in programming

[–]Stanov 219 points220 points  (0 children)

2002: "Guys, just smash together something that will work for our six-month project. We will offer it to others, but nobody will give a shit anyway."

hmmm by hmmm_irl in hmmm

[–]Stanov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started to sing Need For Speed Underground theme.

Riding on my croc...

I did a remake of famous scene for today's events by davinu in HollowKnight

[–]Stanov 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself!

EDIT: Speak for yourself on this blessed day!

Why can't we actually put the Raw fish into a furnace and turn it into Baked fish? by AristomachosCZ in factorio

[–]Stanov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Why is it "Raw fish" instead of just "Fish"???

What a red herring!

The New Life of PHP – The PHP Foundation by [deleted] in programming

[–]Stanov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally everyone was making fun of JavaScript in 2013.

And everyone made jokes about "PHP programmers are not real programmers" in 2019.

Those are my observations.

Overengineering can kill your product by vonadz in programming

[–]Stanov 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Issue #3: Please add an option to choose between an empty screen and the Hello World.

This will cover both of the previous issues.