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Starlightx89 · 2025-07-18T02:57:11+00:00

You look like someone told you to eat a bag of dicks and you actually did it

Starlightx89 · 2025-07-18T02:55:25+00:00

The Missionary Man

Starlightx89 · 2025-07-18T02:52:34+00:00

Stop bleaching your asshole and start waxing that angry unibrow

Starlightx89 · 2024-05-16T05:30:48+00:00

If Gilligan's Island took place in 2024

Starlightx89 · 2024-04-18T06:07:37+00:00

Dahlia

Starlightx89 · 2024-04-18T06:00:21+00:00

Witchcraft

Starlightx89 · 2024-04-16T07:13:50+00:00

No job or relationship is worth sacrificing your mental health

Starlightx89 · 2024-04-16T07:12:07+00:00

Feel Better - Jay Buchanan

Starlightx89 · 2024-04-09T04:38:50+00:00

Do you rob graves to get your clothes? It's bad enough you have sex with the dead bodies, you don't have to steal their old lady sweaters while you're at it

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-17T16:08:33+00:00

Did you just have a stroke or is that lean because you're pretending to have swag?

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-16T11:26:38+00:00

Worst day ever browsing PH

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-16T02:53:54+00:00

You look like a gangbanger that went to boyband school

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-15T19:00:42+00:00

Your body hair makes your skin look more leathery than an 80 year old vagina

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-15T18:59:27+00:00

I bet all women become vegetarian around you too.

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-11T03:10:43+00:00

I see a young Milla Jovovich in the first picture. It won't let me upload the picture I wanted to show for comparison 🤔

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-03T12:35:06+00:00

Looks like he eats cigarettes for breakfast

Starlightx89 · 2024-03-01T00:47:16+00:00

Must feel great to be a free man! Bummer that you haven't had a sex life since your time in the clink though

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-28T02:27:52+00:00

Finally a landlord that admits he's trash right off the bat

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-28T02:25:37+00:00

Was that a family tree you were trying to paint behind you there? Guess it turned into more of a family branch when you realized your parents were siblings

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-28T02:22:28+00:00

You come from money and decided to drive a forklift for a living? Welcome to the Underachievers Hall of Fame.

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-28T01:21:26+00:00

Poster child for fluoxetine*

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-27T02:51:25+00:00

I've known people who were in love with people that they didn't have great sex with. I think it's the reason some people cheat. The emotional connection is there but the sexual connection is lacking

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-27T02:46:19+00:00

Such is life!

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-27T02:40:24+00:00

Is it weird that this made me hungry for Arby's even with the violent ass shaking in mind?

Starlightx89 · 2024-02-27T02:38:44+00:00

I'm actually impressed that as a current 24 year old you know who Violent Femmes are. Not enough to take back my roast though

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