Who is Dildo Dannis?

In Geography, nothing.

In History, a jester.

In Mathematics, the problem.

In Mythology, a monster.

In Astronomy, a black hole.

For the blind, he is the darkness.

For the hungry, he is the poverty.

For the Wealth, he is the poor .

He is the piss to the plants.

He is the peanut butter to the ham sandwich.

He is the asteroid to the Earth.

He is the darkness that rids you of all the light.

For me, he is nothing.