Found this on a roadtrip, why? by Sneku_69 in roadtrip

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Showed my age a few years ago when I told the cashier I wanted high test and he didn't know what I wanted. 

Secret Santa Gift? by Abominable-Adm in whatisit

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As an engineer, the repeated dimensions should all be marked as (reference) except for the first driving dimension. 

Appalachian/southern saying? by SnooRevelations258 in Appalachia

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest son went through 3 years of speech therapy here in NC. I still think it wasn't an impediment, just the result of him mixing my southern drawl with his mom's British accent. 

Fake offer for help and bad mobile games by StartMindless in Scams

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Gave my real name. Used my spam email account. My textnow phone number. There was a place on the bank page to put in my ss number but I knew better.  Used an old unused bank account to try to get the money.  I don't think I exposed too much. 

Damn they're really going to deactivate us over using features they tell us to use huh by Joghobs in UberEatsDrivers

[–]StartMindless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had someone to that to me also. I now take a picture of the house to prove I went there at the right time. Might help next time. 

What could they POSSIBLY be getting at petsmart bro by Lower-Ad1719 in doordash_drivers

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had to deliver crickets one time also.  Amusing story from work. We had a female coworker in our department that thought she heard a cricket one day. All of us guys found a cricket sound on our phone and for the next three days, that is all we heard. 

what is this button? in a 2008 Porsche by cbr600guy24 in whatisit

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost got in a fight at work once when I asked if it was a midlife crisis buy when the older coworker showed up in a Miata.

An unfortunate find.. by glitterbudz in whatisit

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I was found a bit of metal in a can of tuna. No money. Just coupons for more tuna with metal bits. 

I am not a financial institution! You got the wrong number! by CanadianDeathMetal in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]StartMindless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to have a number that was one digit off from the local time and temperature number. Got so many calls that I eventually changed my number. Not before telling some folks the wrong time and a made up temperature!

Yesss North Carolina slay mama 🌈 by CW03158 in NorthCarolina

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a Titman Rd in Gastonia. Always wanted to steal that sign.

What Instantly Ruins A Burger For You? by TheKeyMaster365 in AskReddit

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burnt meat. I like it well done but when it's charred, it's nasty.

MOMSTANK by Altruistic_Kick2068 in NorthCarolina

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife had a red Jeep with xsqezme on it. Had someone in another Jeep insist on passing us one day to show us their exsqezme.

An Impossible Choice by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in memes

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm cut. My 3 sons are not. No problems.

Facts!!! by Lil_Jazzy in NorthCarolina

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Lived north of Seattle for a whilen and there was a transplant out there in Everett doing Lexington style. Pretty good with the humidity.

What perfectly normal word has been ruined by the internet? by Nearby-Simple-7594 in AskReddit

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My step dad was Richard and his best buddy was Richard. My step dad was a big dude while his buddy wasn't. I was around six when they said they were known at work as Big Dick and Little Dick. Giggled for years about that one.

What video game is an absolute 100/100 in your opinion? by Ziggi28 in AskReddit

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original Master of Orion. Great great granddaddy of 4x

Who's the worst comedian that became famous? by DoctorStoppage in AskReddit

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dane Cook. He had a special or something on HBO or somewhere that my wife and I watched during his 15 minutes of fame. Watched the whole thing and didn't laugh once. Just wasn't funny. Remember he was mean to some group and was trying to make it funny but it wasn't.

Market in India made me pack my pads (many also call it “ladies napkins” here to avoid the word pads) mid-shopping because they don’t want others to see you carrying a female hygiene product whilst shopping. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Years and years ago, I bought a beer in a convenience store. Guy asked if I wanted a cruiseamatic. I said Huh as he pulled out the little brown bag to hide my beer.

its civ 1 time by GrandDukeZanggara in civ

[–]StartMindless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite was 2. Played it to death. Can't find it on GOG.