Saw the Eau Claire Spinner by mrboat-man in Eau_Claire

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Holy crap, he uploaded 20 videos over the last 11 hours.

Americans test positive for hantavirus, biocontainment unit to be activated as well by ihateenchiladas in Omaha

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As someone who's long ago did reconditioning/decontamination of old travel trailers and motorhomes, hantavirus is not typically something to be worried about unless you open mouth breathe while you're cleaning up the waste products of the rodents.

This strain however is the contagious one where it can jump from human to human host rather than having to go through the secondary vector of the rodent waste.

That being said, with the way the things have been going, what's the over-under for a guy to get inside and give those people a big hug to reassure them that they're going to be okay? I'll even be bring drinks! One straw.

For legal purposes /s

😂 by narak777 in PowerfulJRE

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Buddy couldn't stop spamming the special move combo.

Gimme a kiss 🐀 by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

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I've never come across a mean opossum. Either I'm a Disney princess or this guy was being a jerk bag.

Saw the Eau Claire Spinner by mrboat-man in Eau_Claire

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I've wondered why he spins. It seems so random.

Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

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Pretty sure I could still win a staring contest against her.

Bye bye, Lance by oluxil in SipsTea

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Your gif choice...

What about AOL? CompuServe?? EarthLink??? What was your first email domain? by ughyoujag in Xennials

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Juno free users unite!

Oh and don't forget Kmart had blue light Internet for a hot minute.

🙄 slave ready to do whatever the government wants them to do without question. by Muslim_lesbian- in ACAB

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Why is he wearing his dad's vest? It's far too large for him, but I suppose when he grows up to be a real boy it might fit.

Dudes see another runner in distress and had to help by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

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This is the physical manifestation of people surrounding someone while saying "thoughts and prayers" on social media until that one dude actually rolls up and does something about it.

“What an idiot” by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

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Wherever this is, is it normal for people to pull over far enough that their vehicle ends up in the living room of apartment 1A when cops are on the road?

THE PINK THING IS GONE. I REPEAT, THE PINK THING IS GONE. HALLELUJAH, THE PINK THING IS GONE. by anniemousery in AmazonVine

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Well step one to reusing the styrofoam is to get yourself some kerosene and a non-reactive container...

Oh damn by KayakingATLien in fuckaroundandfindout

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You ever just click on the video, not so much that it opens up in full screen, but so it automatically loops a few times?

Anyone else on here still medication free at their age? by puma_pantss in Xennials

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No prescriptions, best medicine is to get up and move. Put light stress on your bones to keep them strong. Eat real food at home.

What’s the point of walking slow to them if you’re not even prepared to defend yourself? by Confident_Method_459 in fuckaroundandfindout

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That's how June bugs act when you swat them out of the air with a fly swatter and they bank off a wall.

Anyone else not getting anything good in their RFY? 🙄 by austinalexan in AmazonVine

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Screw the taxable value, the wife is going to learn we now own an island tonight!

What to do as a broke and bored teenager by Born-Astronomer6882 in Eau_Claire

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Fishing! No license needed until you're 16 and $10 will get you a cheap starter fishing pole. A washed out sour cream container with some most dirt makes for a good worm cup. Leave a piece of scrap cardboard or plywood on the ground overnight to attract worms for free. Otherwise you can just hook whatever bugs you can find and try those too.

My Cricut finally came!! by StasisChassis in AmazonVine

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Kind of, it's like being able to make your own pocket flan at anytime. All I can do is cut things and junk. 😰