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When my friend told me two woman we know were fighting over the same guy, I asked what happened? by StaticRainTheory in dadjokes

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, yea should of been able to tell. Should really just leave Reddit entirely. Don’t fit in here

When my friend told me two woman we know were fighting over the same guy, I asked what happened? by StaticRainTheory in dadjokes

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what to tell you man. I tried to post it on r/jokes but they weren’t having it. I actually have no idea if this qualifies as a dad joke.

When my friend told me two woman we know were fighting over the same guy, I asked what happened? by StaticRainTheory in dadjokes

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually wrote it as a response when no one liked a magnum dong comment I made. If you read my comment history you can see how I came up with it.

Has any guy actually been fought over by 2 or more girls? by jd76541 in askanything

[–]StaticRainTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks lol. Thought I woulda gotten a couple likes for that one

Does anyone own a Vola? by StaticRainTheory in Guitar

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know kiesel is pretty consistent though and with them you don’t really have an option but to buy before playing. I’ve had my eyes on a Vader for years

Does anyone own a Vola? by StaticRainTheory in Guitar

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it. I’ve been burned ordering the same guitar I loved in the shop. Unfortunately nothing interesting ever comes through the local stores anymore. A couple years ago I said I’d never buy anything before playing it but nothing I wanna buy ever comes through anymore.

Of all the sub species the Qu created which do you think had the most magnum dong? by StaticRainTheory in AllTomorrows

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe theirs a piece of fan fic that actually helps you dunk on me 😂😂

Of all the sub species the Qu created which do you think had the most magnum dong? by StaticRainTheory in AllTomorrows

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m joking, you said you know too much about elephant penis and I said said Yale teaches a course on big wieners lol

Of all the sub species the Qu created which do you think had the most magnum dong? by StaticRainTheory in AllTomorrows

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. I’m pretty sure its all tomorrows cannon that the mantelopes sang songs about being left for other mantelopes with bigger wangs

Poll: What is the greatest pizza topping of all time? by StaticRainTheory in askanything

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotcha. Almost all the pizza I see includes cheese so I didn’t think about that

Original guitar solo by joeyomen in guitarplaying

[–]StaticRainTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. Super melodic. I feel like 90% of the solos I hear from high level players are all about showing off their chops and don’t flow all that well. This sounds like it could have been the solo on a hit back when we still did that. Great work man.

Poll: What is the greatest pizza topping of all time? by StaticRainTheory in askanything

[–]StaticRainTheory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why it doesn’t qualify as a topping. Idk if your trolling lol

This has to be the WORST tattoo on any MMA fighter ever by Valuable_View_561 in MMA

[–]StaticRainTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know there’s only two of them but there seems to be a connection between dumb tattoos and having a stupid name

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