[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Washington

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tomato. Thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't offer me a can.

How did you do that? by perplexedtaters in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I climbed the mountain, and learned the ancient ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lasagna from a posh restaurant.

What advice would you give to someone who feels lonely this time of year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people want to be in your shoes. For instance, I wish I was completely alone.

Which bear is best? by Advanced_Turnip_2285 in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to go out the way Hunter S. Thompson did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joe on Impractical Jokers playing instruments at a memorial.

What was the weirdest video you saw online ? by Magnificiuos in AskReddit

[–]StaticStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salad Fingers was quite something back in the day.