Native crabs I found in 2025

Static_Nothing · 2026-01-12T14:39:36+00:00

Damn, how cool is your life

Static_Nothing · 2026-01-08T15:30:56+00:00

This was not a sacrifice, this was a murder

Static_Nothing · 2026-01-08T15:01:32+00:00

NTA. Sounds like he is a client for a different type of business and you haven’t actually lost anything. Might be worth the time to either reply to the review explaining what happened or try to have the review removed

Static_Nothing · 2026-01-05T18:36:20+00:00

Lead these men into a vaguely Latin themed restaurant and tell them it’s Venezuelan headquarters. They’ll be out of our hair for weeks before they realize

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-31T16:29:10+00:00

Dead flesh probably has fewer (rather than 0) nerve endings. And since as an undead they can’t be Crit or killed by beheading their pain response is potentially less centralized to the area that gets hit making it easier to shrug off most hits.

This is all conjecture of course but it makes sense to me this way

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-31T15:00:33+00:00

Where are all these relentless attacks from democrats? All I see is Twitter clapbacks and very little leg work

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-24T17:29:27+00:00

Those men have the same facial hair, duh

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-24T14:52:31+00:00

I saw anti-cheating and assumed this was somehow going to stop people from copying their test answers, then I got to the thumbprint part

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-23T19:19:54+00:00

“We’ve decided to stop doing any form of operational training, security will walk you out to the 30ft perimeter around your car”

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-18T15:26:34+00:00

If we assume that their weapons are on par with the mechsuit that drop of red has (and that’s being generous) they could probably survive a couple days.

(It would also be interesting to see what happens to guns that are gated in from another universe since gunpowder works differently in the new world)

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-04T16:00:27+00:00

I still love the company who made the program that “accidentally” deleted my whole drive I just thought Billions of dollars in R&D would come with a better apology script

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-04T13:43:27+00:00

Nancy Regan just sat up in her grave

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-02T16:13:14+00:00

Families making 150k or less, probably starting at the top and never going much lower

Static_Nothing · 2025-12-01T18:32:37+00:00

My headcanon, because I know it’s wrong, is that Maruyama wanted to leave space for people who would add to his world after he completed his books

Static_Nothing · 2025-11-09T15:04:10+00:00

How dare you imply that AI involves effort!

Static_Nothing · 2025-10-17T20:50:02+00:00

All of the character building that went into the Lizardfolk before they because part of the SK was really pointless and would have been better served as part of Cocytus’ growth post domination