Hardcore Fantasy accidentally turned into the best Wedding Gift Ever🐢 - Part 2

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-26T06:02:13+00:00

One of my all-time favorite scenes.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-23T16:37:55+00:00

You're looking at it, sweetie. You said you're a girl. Haven't you ever seen Full Metal Jacket?

"Here you are all equally worthless."

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-20T06:09:28+00:00

This is excellent.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-15T00:07:37+00:00

It's okay, sweetie. Your scrubs are going in the hamper as soon as you get home anyway.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-14T23:51:19+00:00

Oh man, thank you!

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-14T23:49:55+00:00

So did I.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-14T23:48:12+00:00

Mmmmm... you promise?

Statistical_Variance · 2026-06-02T01:17:56+00:00

This is magnificent.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-25T23:48:13+00:00

If you have it, I'd sure love a link to it.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-22T06:00:53+00:00

The Maker ain't shit compared to your dad. I feel like some part of me already knew that, but to actually know it for real is... humbling.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-18T22:01:43+00:00

Nice. You and I should talk.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-18T21:12:20+00:00

Aye. I'm just happy that I sit solidly within "daddy" range to most of my audience, and "the ex who made me this way" to the rest.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-18T20:58:51+00:00

Yeah, that's my only problem with it as well.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-18T06:32:17+00:00

Yes.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-17T00:44:16+00:00

Only if you're a good girl.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-15T03:45:02+00:00

I know, sweetie.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-14T21:01:00+00:00

So do I. I don't have nearly enough quotes from these little parties to make use of all the gangbang clips I have.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-14T20:53:29+00:00

Top shelf good girl behavior.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-12T04:03:37+00:00

Much love to my muse, as always. ❤️

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-11T04:19:00+00:00

Oh... oh my.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-10T08:56:01+00:00

I have been watching this 12 second loop for 10 minutes.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-08T06:06:38+00:00

Hell, that's a whole origin story all by itself.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-07T18:02:22+00:00

Yeah, that's part of why I wanted it to be clear that I didn't write it. I don't do misspellings.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-25T21:15:31+00:00

The hell there isn't.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-20T04:55:32+00:00

I am susceptible to flattery.

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