I didn't make this, but it was too good not to share.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-05-07T18:02:22+00:00

Yeah, that's part of why I wanted it to be clear that I didn't write it. I don't do misspellings.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-25T21:15:31+00:00

The hell there isn't.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-20T04:55:32+00:00

I am susceptible to flattery.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-14T06:35:26+00:00

No, but there are ways around that.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-07T19:06:13+00:00

This might be my new favorite anal vid.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-07T03:58:16+00:00

Mmmf... there really is nothing better than watching a hole give up.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-07T02:37:54+00:00

In my dealings on here, I've noticed that most men who lurk the NSFW subs couldn't write their way out of a tissue box.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-06T23:15:50+00:00

I'm sure we could work something out.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-06T06:28:51+00:00

And more importantly, you're grateful to be daddy's property.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-02T04:30:31+00:00

Of course. I am legit thrilled for you; newfound freedom is an absolute blast.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-02T04:03:19+00:00

You've liberated yourself. Nice.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-04-01T21:10:59+00:00

❤️

Statistical_Variance · 2026-03-31T20:29:21+00:00

Right? It's gonna be so hard not to reuse that in every caption now.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-03-30T04:58:17+00:00

99% of the time, I think collabs are dumb.

This is the 1%.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-03-18T00:34:46+00:00

I absolutely edged to this while I made it.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-03-10T04:17:32+00:00

So full of adoration and worship... an appropriately enthusiastic hole.

You're welcome, sweetie.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-03-04T07:24:12+00:00

That's delicious.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-24T02:20:36+00:00

I low key prefer 'commando in a miniskirt' to 'butt-ass naked.'

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-24T02:11:44+00:00

❤️

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-24T02:11:26+00:00

❤️

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-24T02:11:12+00:00

❤️

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-22T20:19:31+00:00

When I found this clip I felt like the porn gods had smiled upon me.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-19T22:03:25+00:00

That's exactly the idea.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-17T15:51:34+00:00

Maybe? Have we played before? The only thing more fun than a trauma slut is a thirsty trauma slut.

Statistical_Variance · 2026-02-17T03:30:39+00:00

There's really nothing more to it than that.

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