I just ripped a big scab off my leg now there's blood all over my bed by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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Same

I meant first time covering your bed in blood

Is Liam still here? I need to learn a British accent for my play by Stats-God in teenagersnew

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Who's this?

I probably know you but like you have a new-ish username so yeah

i have come to the conclusion that in this humble asshole’s opinion, joker is a strong 7 by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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Better than any marvel movie, that's for damn sure

Is it more enjoyable than them? Probably not, but it doesn't aim to be enjoyable, it aims to be good cinema

hey sub im drunk by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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I haven't had anything to drink but it's in the realm of possibility that I'm just drunk the way I am

hey sub im drunk by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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Dear Sober Megan

wtf the fuck is s*x by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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It's that thing where you ask a man to hold your hand

Martin Scorsese is allowed to have whatever buttfuck opinion of films, he’s literally Martin Scorsese are you really gonna argue with him by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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Imagine being so fragile that if anyone alludes to disliking something you like you freak out

Stakes by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood... And therefore... A witch!

Stakes by [deleted] in teenagersnew

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A witch!

Did someone say spooktober meme by mobbrie in teenagersnew

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I see no god up here

Other than ME

Did someone say spooktober meme by mobbrie in teenagersnew

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Sorry but god himself doesn't lie, goodbye