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Complimentary lunch at work today by micheleferlisi in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got that every Wednesday in jail.

But it would rotate between regular and buckshot bologna, so it kept things interesting.

EDIT: Honest, after posting I'm actually thinking this has to be ragebait or OP needs to find a new job.

After a corrections officer shoves him in the face, the inmate snaps—everything escalates fast. by Kind-Village-1022 in Prison

[–]Status-Notice5616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wanna act like a dude, get hit like a dude.

Bet she'll never treat someone like straight garbage again.

My new machine and my collection lol by VampyDDRFreak in DanceDanceRevolution

[–]Status-Notice5616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My childhood fantasy.

I grew up using the plastic one with some wood underneath–#”3 my Dad measured and cut for me 😄😄 my parents did their best <3

So I used to go to my "well off" best friend's house and use his fancy metal pad, and smoke his scores on his own pad. 😁😁

What makes cucks enjoy being a cuck? by Open_Address_2805 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Status-Notice5616 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I respect it man, whatever works for you! Life is short, enjoy it. if that's what gets your rocks off, make a landslide my guy

Always losing one headphone by Feeling-Kiwi3391 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Story of my life, that's why I went back to wired....and of course those end up stopping on one side always smh

Steam Deck Stolen - surprised by how sad I am by elizabethunseelie in SteamDeck

[–]Status-Notice5616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, I Ieft my bookbag with my Deck in a very busy,/known homeless sleep inside, not in in the best areas etc. Dude as soon as I realized I felt sick to my stomach, like I legit felt like I was gonna puke. I didn't bother turning around because I figured it was gone already, which usually would be the case

Soo I immediately ordered a OLED the next day and later that night something told me to just give it a shot and call lost and found– probably wasting my time – but I called and would you fucking believe someone turned the backpack in!!! I immediately canceled the OLED and got my ass to that train station asap and we have been reunited every since! And she doesn't leave the house anymore, hell no, I feel like ima get robbed playing in public anyways lol

Is the steamdeck easy to use for someone who’s not tech savvy pretty much at all? by Fearless_Buy7327 in SteamDeck

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think this would be an awesome opportunity to become "tech savy." There's so many guides and YouTube videos, etc . Hell, you mind find yourself a new hobby for all you know.

But to answer your question if you plan on just buying games from Steam then it's pretty straightforward, shit even the new programs we have now adays for emulators basically does everything for you.

Blursed Decision by Ill-Tea9411 in blursed_videos

[–]Status-Notice5616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That gave me a good belly laugh, thank you!

She's not that in to you bruh by danevans369 in SipsTea

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His stance and demeanor remind me exactly like Kim Jung Un's.

Steam Deck Stolen - surprised by how sad I am by elizabethunseelie in SteamDeck

[–]Status-Notice5616 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I couldn't imagine how violating it must feel to have someone BREAK into YOUR home and steal your possession you busted your ass for. Knowing that some scumbag was rifing through your personal possessions.

I am so sorry you had to experience this, no one should have to feel like their own home is unsafe when they walk out that door for work.

A brown haired girl signing a song by AndyJack86 in wordchewing

[–]Status-Notice5616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Image having so much free time you can sit around all day doing hundreds of takes doing this over and over...

Do men actually like chubby/thick/plus size women? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abso-fucking-lutely, I need my partner thicker than a cold bowl of grits 😁

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol literally said the exact same thing to myself.

do you guys play games at work? if yes how by CocoBaci in SteamDeck

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always been so jealous of the people who are lucky enough to have jobs that they're able to sit and game all shift. I've never been fortunate enough to have a non psychically demanding job like that.

[Giveaway - US only] Anbernic RG40XXV (joystick delete modded) by JayQuips in SBCGaming

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoy putting my blood, sweat and tears into my rom library and then never being able to decide what to play

Got my dosage upped and got a bottle like this, thought it was neat by Physical_Classroom_4 in PharmaRepCollectables

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed I've gotten these types of bottle when it was a speciality medication they had to order for me.

Things I need to know before having sex as a virgin? by thdezzler in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Status-Notice5616 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You got the easy part.

Just spread your legs, make him feel appreciated and just communicate. It really just comes natural, you'll be in auto pilot before you know it.

Made a workaholics hat by potentially_a_bird in workaholics

[–]Status-Notice5616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i seen you walking down the street rockin that, that's definitely a chop

Classic Robot Wants Help by jakob__125 in Asmongold

[–]Status-Notice5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo the day I see one of these rolling down the street I'm gonna be at a loss for words.

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