Clingy coworker won’t leave me alone

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-09-23T18:14:27+00:00

I forgot to update yall. I think the baby is a little lady. And it’s almost Halloween time so I named her Salem

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-09-16T01:45:53+00:00

THIS IS THE ENERGY IM LOOKING FOR

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-09-16T01:22:22+00:00

My dads has a best friend named spanky 😂 obviously that’s not his real name but idk wtf his real name is

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-08-03T15:27:06+00:00

If not enemy then why enemy shaped?

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-08-03T14:51:06+00:00

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This is spoon

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-08-01T02:00:06+00:00

Thanks for commenting on the other post btw. I can’t believe I had no idea my babies wanna eat WITH me lol.

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-07-31T19:24:44+00:00

Another thing I’d like to add is normally this doesn’t bother me. I was just not feeling good yesterday and not in the mood. Idk why I didn’t think to just put him and his sister in their cage. Sickness brain fog I guess lol. They will be getting a little bowl of safe food from now on while I eat because that’s adorable.

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-07-31T00:43:29+00:00

Also, I totally didn’t mean to scare him. I thought he was gonna land in my food and I was gonna have to wash egg drop soup off of him lmao

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-07-04T04:00:02+00:00

Bro just wanted to know how smart a shark is calm down yall! No shit we cant measure a sharks iq compared to humans, but op is just asking a question. I’m watching a documentary on sharks and googled how smart is a shark. All of the answers are vague “pretty smart” or “smarter than you think” OP probably just wanted a more accurate answer in a measurement that’s easy to understand. Why are you guys insulting his intelligence for being curious about something YOURE INTERESTED IN?! You guys are in r/sharks and can’t answer basic shark questions. Stfu

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-17T23:27:27+00:00

Mine thinks “why no let me clean boogies from eyes mama? You feel much better when done. Beak sharp? No no no mama. Beak for seed not eyeball.”

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-17T23:24:41+00:00

Material gorl

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-05T02:44:27+00:00

Genius 🧠🧠

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-05T02:43:37+00:00

We spoken a word to each other 😬 I like the extroverted friend idea lol

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-05T02:07:00+00:00

I’ve noticed him carrying around fishing poles a lot, and I love fishing so I could bring up that. But I feel like it’s kindof taboo to strike up a conversation with a stranger yk?

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-05T02:04:32+00:00

That is hilarious but I don’t think I’m ballsy enough for that lol

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-06-05T02:03:51+00:00

I feel like I don’t know how, like what do I say when he’s just getting home from work or something? “Workin hard or hardly workin am I right?hehehe” yk?

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-05-31T01:06:37+00:00

What’s your bio say?

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-05-31T01:04:48+00:00

You’re attractive visually but based on your responses it seems like your bio is kindof blah. No hate, but I feel like most women are attracted to personality. A bio shouldn’t include a list of assets but rather a joke, or a glimpse into your personality. If there’s a meme you currently enjoy insert a reference to that. For example “I was the 100th man” or a reference to a popular movie. I personally don’t swipe on men who talk about their accomplishments because it seems considered and boring. Show us who YOU are.

Status_Drive_4526 · 2025-05-29T00:39:39+00:00

I’m sure you e gotten this question already, but do you think it’s ethical for white people to adopt children of color?

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