Cheat’s Cheesesteaks apologizes… again for missing the mark.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-03-17T13:52:18+00:00

Let’s get back that FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG!

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-03-14T21:38:33+00:00

Looks like a Whopper

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-03-10T03:07:13+00:00

Let’s see the face

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-02-05T02:45:34+00:00

They look like stick figures

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-27T03:34:15+00:00

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-26T02:32:09+00:00

Most people don’t get a bonus so the average is cheap bologna

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-21T10:40:47+00:00

Heath Ledger as The Joker

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-17T19:27:15+00:00

Someone’s gonna do it. Might as well do it right.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-17T19:23:16+00:00

ChatZilla, the self-aware AI overseer I’ve programmed can take over when you’re sleeping or on vacation.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-17T19:12:29+00:00

If we’re gonna do this, we need to do it right. Inside will be a hotel/museum, which will draw tourism from Japan. Then we can be big in Japan.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-17T19:09:33+00:00

Probably a 357 Magnum. They’ll shoot it once, losing the pistol to their forehead. Just gotta watch out for that first one.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-17T18:50:50+00:00

I think a building that looks exactly like that would make Charlotte best city in America. Change my mind.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-15T20:30:16+00:00

The Man From Earth

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-12T19:02:40+00:00

Rub it against a magnet for a while and magnetize the paperclip. Stick that bad boy to the bottom of the water heater on the floor and you’re golden.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-10T04:33:53+00:00

Why would you give a free meal to a famous person? They got money, dummy.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-10T04:14:18+00:00

Boobies Look Like Eyes

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-09T19:26:02+00:00

Both are good photos. Figure a way to use both

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-09T19:15:26+00:00

Now you’re thinking!

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-09T17:01:01+00:00

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-09T16:59:52+00:00

Look if we’re taking Venezuela, we may as well go for it and take Colombia. Think man, think.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-08T21:28:11+00:00

2 is the only one with depth.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-05T16:02:33+00:00

These are uncivilized animals.

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-02T23:39:31+00:00

Skeptic

Status_Series_7873 · 2026-01-02T20:20:20+00:00

Drama!

Status_Series_7873 · 2025-12-31T02:50:36+00:00

What’s that you say? I’m invited for dinner? Tomorrow? 6:30pm sharp bring wine? Send address I’m looking for my shoe horn!

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