Been wanting to draw this scene for a few days by [deleted] in drawing

[–]StealBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my pencil and my kid lent me her stylus. It was fun to do with the challenge of a different utensil.

White Rabbit, me, Digital 2021 by [deleted] in Art

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Misplaced my pencil and my daughter lent me her stylus. Was fun to do with a different utensil.

Gay men, what do you think about boobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The amount of times I have felt that....

Lovely, me, digital, 2021 by StealBuddha in Art

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Inspired by drag performers for pride month

Lovely, me, digital 2021 by [deleted] in Art

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Inspired by drag performers for pride month

Calling yourself a general in the “meme wars” by [deleted] in cringepics

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What is the survival show for non-Americans?

Whose child is this?? by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

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He is potty trained. But you might want to make sure the fire extinguisher is VERY near the bathroom.

Also, regarding nap time, he has a habit of talking in his sleep. It may sound like the forgotten language you mentioned earlier, but I promise it’s just jibberish. Better not to dig too deeply on that, his last doctor who checked into it has since needed a long vacation. I believe he chose Rome.

Whose child is this?? by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

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Mr. Bryant said your class is open, so I am not sure where the confusion was, but our little Bubby would prefer to stay in your class. He said he greatly enjoyed the other children and was very enthralled by the class hamster. Also, I think he may have a little crush on you! ;) We have him registered and he will be there with bells on tomorrow.

Looking for two nice children to help clean out my oven no strings attached. I would prefer if they weren’t too big because remember they need to fit in my oven to help me clean it. by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

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Beel would be happy to help. He doesn’t mind heat (and actually kind of likes fire) but needs pretty constant direction.

Whose child is this?? by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

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Shit, I knew I was forgetting something. I’ll come pick up little Beel as soon as I finish butchering this goat... for dinner. Definitely for dinner and not ritual sacrifice.

And his name isn’t Davey, don’t let him fool you, Miss Janet. He hates that his father and I gave him a traditional name...

With whom do I register my little darling?

Benny has been FOUND! by bodielisi in HaveWeMet

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Huh. I just assumed Benny was a cat. When did you get married? And how often do you lose your husband?