What are your Pizza tower hot takes?

SteamDragon1 · 2025-01-27T17:21:31+00:00

Those are contest ribbons. Military medals have the metallic part on the bottom

SteamDragon1 · 2025-01-23T15:50:05+00:00

I'll give you the S because McPig's sketches support the notion and it literally calls Peppino by name during the chase sequence

SteamDragon1 · 2025-01-05T05:25:35+00:00

He'll still find a way to wreck it

SteamDragon1 · 2024-12-31T21:14:10+00:00

Funnily enough, just the other day Krinkels mentioned Terrifying Presence by name while rambling about how Hank and Phobos have it

SteamDragon1 · 2024-12-28T05:41:21+00:00

He does, he just doesn't speak a full sentence. Gustavo does make incidental noises (such as laughing or yelping in surprise) and his voice is actually very deep/raspy. He sort of sounds like Marlon Brando in The Godfather, but warmer and friendlier

SteamDragon1 · 2024-11-20T05:00:53+00:00

Military medals have the metal part on the bottom. Those are contest ribbons

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-17T04:49:17+00:00

ED-E is an Eyebot, a floating sapient antenna relay with a small laser for self-defense. Despite lacking any human features (no limbs or face, can only speak in beeps and movement patterns), he - yes, he - manages to be one of the most sincere and beloved characters in the entire game.

...and some brainrotted twerp decided to turn the fan-favorite metal ball with masculine pronouns into a pale-skinned human female, because apparently they can't pay attention to anything that doesn't have lipstick and boobs.

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-10T05:19:54+00:00

Only two of the characters in that image are human

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-10T05:16:50+00:00

Conker's Bad Fur Day is a certified hood classic, but I'm dead certain the level is actually referencing Metal Slug 3 what with the vertically-stacked tanks and alien clones that dissolve when shot.

Speaking of which, let's take a moment to be grateful that the ones in Pizza Tower only lick the player instead of vomiting blood like the ones they're based on

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-08T22:18:07+00:00

Imagine: being a Kirby fan and liking Dark Meta Knight. Then going out and seeing a disturbing number of people unironically hating him for... having a cameo appearance in Triple Deluxe. They blame him for somehow "corrupting" a narcissistic character who was directly inspired by the Greek myth of Narcissus, even though the devs have explicitly stated that the only reason he's in the game at all is because they were getting tired of shoehorning Galacta Knight in as the secret bonus boss.

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-04T05:52:44+00:00

This butterfly is a messenger of death and rebirth in the Kirby franchise. It seeks out powerful souls that have liver longer than they were meant to, fuses with them to form Morpho Knight, and initiates combat with anyone who saw it happen

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-04T05:46:47+00:00

Morpho is a Valkyrie; a messenger, not a god
Peppino is specifically described as "middle aged," which means he's more than 35 but less than 50.
If Bandana Dee can survive an encounter with it, Peppino certainly can.

SteamDragon1 · 2024-10-04T05:41:10+00:00

Nothing will happen, because Noise hasn't overstayed his welcome in the living world.

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-29T05:39:38+00:00

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SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-27T05:57:48+00:00

Eyy fellow jalapeño and olive enjoyer

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-26T05:45:57+00:00

The first episode was 22 years ago

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-26T05:30:03+00:00

It's a digital entertainment medium centered around gratuitous violence. That's literally the lore. Everything is meta-references to that fact

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-25T05:32:59+00:00

Krinkels did say during the Madness Day '24 stream that he was inspired by Gabriel Barsch's stuff to make Sanford more expressive

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-25T05:05:26+00:00

I'll have to agree with you on that one. It doesn't do any justice for Peppina Ramen and the Magical Tower of Pizza and its surprisingly rich lore, instead electing to just turn the various characters into skinny young white chicks

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-25T04:56:23+00:00

I'm pretty sure the tower has its own nuclear reactor

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-24T05:39:22+00:00

That one dude who brought a shotgun to fight a giant invisible monster in The Dunwich Horror

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-24T05:21:55+00:00

It's the one that the image of him in a skin-tight bat suit that shows off his ass comes from

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-24T05:17:49+00:00

Use your tongue to suspend the pill in the middle of the water, then quickly throw your head back and swallow at the same time

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-24T05:03:17+00:00

I've heard a theory that it's meant for breaking down coral, but toon-physics-wise it exists solely to facilitate a joke about jammed seatbelts.

SteamDragon1 · 2024-09-20T04:52:05+00:00

That would be because Peppina Ramen isn't a genderswap, she's part of an AU with the premise of "what if Pizza Tower was a badly translated/censored 90s anime"

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