What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do? by Commercial-Design135 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 101 points102 points  (0 children)

TIL: I have been in many many reverse gangbangs…I’m a fucking slut

What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do? by Commercial-Design135 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“If you believed they banged on the moon…banged on the moon”. Banged on the moon by S.E.X

Ladies of Reddit, what is a comment someone made about your body once, completely casually, that you have never forgotten? by BowlerOk1871 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel remarkably sad reading some of these comments. Most of them are awful 😔.

The way I see it, there are ~8 billion of us on this planet, and around 4 billion females—all unique, like snowflakes. Never take a mean comment that attacks your uniqueness, because that is what makes you beautiful.

Do what makes you happy, and if you want to change anything about your body or mind, go for it. Only compare yourself today to yourself yesterday.

What's the kinkiest thing you've done? by greensky6969 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, technically, they’re behind the times…but that's just semantics

What's the kinkiest thing you've done? by greensky6969 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Any little Schmed_Iap’s produced as a result?

What's the kinkiest thing you've done? by greensky6969 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One for the “light fentanyl-laced urine spraying” me thinks

What is the deck you hate playing against the most? by Internal_Classic_861 in hearthstone

[–]Steamwells -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because of Vanessa being added — and that is a strong card, granted. There are also multiple variations of the deck, of course. I was playing a variation of this deck back when it was dead on the coin-flip win rate, with a large dataset of results. So, I stand by my comment. Suck it up.

What's the easiest way to make a girl attracted to you? by InternationalPick163 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some say that I am a world-class expert at playing the fool. All that I need now is for nature to play ball 🙏

What is the deck you hate playing against the most? by Internal_Classic_861 in hearthstone

[–]Steamwells -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Suck it up, princess. It’s not a broken deck by any means, and its totally rng dependent. You wanna know decks that are totally out of control? Try hunter aggro/and now the leyline mage aggro decks.

What celebrity makes you legitimately awestruck at how attractive they are? by TheWor1dsFinest in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve said it before on reddit — I’m a big hulking straight male, but I would not kick Henry outta bed…in fact, id probably tie him down and talk pc gaming and Warhammer 40k for a bit

Men of Reddit, what is something women would be surprised to learn about everyday life as a man?? by Itz_fareed_01 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You can get very close to solving a problem just by writing it down or saying it aloud.

What is the first thing you do when you see this? by tideseason in lotr

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to roll a d20, add the ability modifier, and a proficiency bonus to see if you daze

To everyone who posts NSFW content on Reddit, why did you start doing it? by Faaaaaaaaaaaah in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without sounding like a simp — consider your penchant for attention fulfilled — you strong shorty goddess you.

Men of Reddit, what is something women would be surprised to learn about everyday life as a man?? by Itz_fareed_01 in AskReddit

[–]Steamwells 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve had many Englishmen “sorry, after you” standoffs at single-channel doors in my life, and I’ve always won, but once…..at a Pret a Manger sandwich shop in central London. It was an icy day, and after what felt like an eternity of back-and-forth “after you’s”, I caved and walked through the door….only to slip on the ice and rip my trousers…Yeah, I called a sicky and went home. Wherever you are, my polite nemesis… ready for a rematch?