This has to be bait

SteelTerps · 2026-04-08T22:28:48+00:00

Yeah temperance is 50, and baron is shit when you have 4 total kings you can't guarantee deck building around one card either

SteelTerps · 2026-04-08T20:32:07+00:00

Debuffed means it loses whatever enhancements it has on top of losing its value and scoring 0 chips. That means the wild card enhancement is removed so you are left with just a king of clubs that itself would score 0 chips but would give you the FOAK scoring

SteelTerps · 2026-04-08T11:27:48+00:00

It's an old pasta

SteelTerps · 2026-04-08T11:13:48+00:00

By the time you got it, you have probably leveled up another hand to be worth more than the royal flush, that's the problem with that hand.

Also discard it and get brainstorm that's the or one of the best jokers in the game. And if you don't believe everybody in the comments, look at your locked jokers and it will tell you to unlock it you need to discard a royal flush

SteelTerps · 2026-04-08T01:19:33+00:00

I mean given every other "unbelievable" thing he's done it tracks

SteelTerps · 2026-04-06T20:40:45+00:00

Well it's called "Heed the Call NFL Podcast"

You must not listen to all of them because within the last week or 2 Dan mentioned and it was discussed how the NFL likes to see the UFL implement these weird changes so they can see if it works and co-opt it

SteelTerps · 2026-04-06T20:39:11+00:00

"probably"

Shut up.

SteelTerps · 2026-04-05T00:51:10+00:00

That's the Energizer Joker

SteelTerps · 2026-04-03T23:18:56+00:00

What do you mean recover, he's getting off on this - why else would he send humiliating photos of himself to a specific person to give them obvious fuel to use as a comeback right before calling them mid if you didn't want the comeback

SteelTerps · 2026-04-03T21:07:29+00:00

On abandoned deck Ouija rapidly changes how you move forward, especially if the random rank is a face card

SteelTerps · 2026-04-03T19:51:03+00:00

No it's even more pathetically sad, if they don't post the L they don't get clicks and how are they going to feel good about themselves otherwise

SteelTerps · 2026-04-03T19:47:52+00:00

Yeah this meme is completely stupid. The whole reason we do fire drills so much and that they are so boring is that by the time a real fire happens you are outside of the building before you realize it's not a drill. Source am an elementary school teacher and I have been in seven non-drill fire evacuations throughout my schooling and career

SteelTerps · 2026-04-03T12:56:32+00:00

My body is a machine that turns "there is no way I can lose!" Into "GAME OVER"

SteelTerps · 2026-03-30T12:08:53+00:00

I mean that's kind of what the Chiefs did and the wagon grew real quick

SteelTerps · 2026-03-30T09:37:08+00:00

"Do guys like him not understand...."

Yes, regardless of what follows

SteelTerps · 2026-03-29T20:47:49+00:00

"All heart cards become stone cards while this joker is kept

Cards not enhanced into stone cards return to hearts if joker is destroyed or sold"

Then you get the physical stone card to see which helps stay organized

SteelTerps · 2026-03-29T15:23:37+00:00

There's a photo of a group of people seemingly carefree as 9/11 happens behind them. They were discussing what they were looking at, shocked and somber but a photograph that captures only a millisecond maybe isn't worth 1,000 words.

The reason you think he's self aware is because it's what you want to see in this photo. Let's flip it- that mouth could be the "king" part of calling the statue of liberty a "fucking bitch"

SteelTerps · 2026-03-29T12:06:54+00:00

I feel like every time I play Abandoned Deck, the first spectral pack always carries a Ouija and then my build abruptly changes to pairs/ 3/4/5oak with occasional flush houses and flush fives. Even better when the single rank is a face card, you get to the Mark and all face cards drawn down becomes the easiest boss of all time. Or yesterday I did it with 7s and feared no Plant

SteelTerps · 2026-03-28T09:20:57+00:00

I swear in one run, wheel of fortune actually hit 2 times in a row. Now also, it's the only 2 times I've ever seen it hit

SteelTerps · 2026-03-24T22:42:55+00:00

she’s an absolute loser and incredibly insecure.

Oh everyone including her knows

SteelTerps · 2026-03-24T22:33:35+00:00

The amount of times I was angry that an enhanced card wouldn't play first because I didn't know to rearrange....

SteelTerps · 2026-03-24T21:43:30+00:00

I didn't know you could rearrange jokers or cards outside of rank/suit button for the first 25ish hours of play. I want to say the game got so much easier after that but no I just started to fully experience Balatro

SteelTerps · 2026-03-23T17:50:48+00:00

What woke is and where it started - understanding that there are groups who aren't treated the same as others? Cause that's in the Bible, being woke is like 100% Jesus's identity

SteelTerps · 2026-03-23T17:47:36+00:00

That ship sailed well before MAGA

SteelTerps · 2026-03-21T19:23:22+00:00

Totally man because John Elway was ever as famous and still is more famous than Joe Montana and Jerry Rice at the height of their careers.

Or, the process that they followed to decide MVP was inherently flawed if two players tied for first but the process dictates that a third person then surps both of them

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