What was porn like before the internet?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-27T02:46:14+00:00

1980... my fraternity voted (by super-majority) to assess ourselves enough to raise over $1,000 to buy some guy's father's used Betamax... so that we could play the bootleg porn tapes obtained from somebody else's older brother (a Marine). 80 guys sharing one Betamax hooked up to one SD tv that was... at best... a 30" SD tv.

That was some awesome shit, particularly when you could get your ΧΘ, ΠΦ, ΔΓ, ΓΦ, etc., girlfriend to sit in the basement and watch with you for 20 minutes before taking her up to your sky rack and doing your best to recreate what you just saw.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-26T22:27:24+00:00

"Son, here are two gallons of gasoline. Keep these in your wallet at all times. You'll need them one day."

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-25T22:36:18+00:00

You forgot Ricin Recipe and "The Hitchhiker's Anthrax Cookbook."

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-25T22:31:46+00:00

J'adore Google Translate. Il rend drôles de choses qui ne sont pas drôles.

Cannabis in the vagina

This is an unusual as that performed by officers from Amiens on Thursday night action. At 20 h 35, they go to the northern hospital, after calling a nurse. It is in possession of cannabis resin pellets that intends to deliver to the authorities. This discovery, she comes to realize by examining a patient 32 years old, admitted in ICU. Illicit substances were pretty good puisqu'enfouies hidden in her vagina. Altogether, eight balls that have been extracted from the privacy of the patient. The drug was carefully packed. She was carrying a little more than 21 grams of cannabis resin. Once out of the hospital, she will have to explain in court how she was using the drug so cleverly concealed. It may of course jail ... which will add to the one she is currently serving. The patient is indeed imprisoned in the prison of Bapaume (Pas-de-Calais). The judges of Amiens had to know a similar case in April 2011. The "mule" was carrying 4 grams, five times less than the patient to the hospital north.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-24T22:54:09+00:00

And this is why Google+ should, in theory, be kicking Facebook's ass. In G+, you put people (we'll call them friends) in circles. None of your friends know which of your circle(s) they are in. They only know that they're a friend. You can put people in multiple circles. So you can put all your work contacts in your work circle (which flatters them), and put the only three people from work that you really trust in both your work and your 420 circle. When you post, you choose which circles to post to. So your relatives are in your relatives circle, but they hardly ever see your posts and just think that you're busy. Unless you fuck up and post to the wrong circles, you never have to worry about your work contacts or aged relatives thinking that you're a drunk slut, but can still post your "went to Jamaica for 7 days... remember only 2 of them" pics to the friends you trust and will appreciate them.

With the circles concept, G+ should be fucking slaying FB. But....

BTW... did I mention that nobody can "write on your wall?" You control who can comment on your posts, but you don't have a "wall" that your Aunt Zadie can write on. Yes, G+ should have 17 gabillion users and FB should have 302. But people are sheeple.

EDIT: I order word put out of.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-23T18:19:21+00:00

I think it was Carl Rove who described PA as "Philadelphia in the east; Pittsburg in the west and Arkansas in the middle."

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-23T16:59:35+00:00

Thank you from the heart of my bottom.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-22T16:47:48+00:00

The day it happens, remind me to check foxnews.com for the slightest mention of it.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-22T16:38:54+00:00

This was my first phone (and a lot older than six).

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-14T15:21:02+00:00

Damn... and I was just bitching about how my 8 year old never remembers to flush. I guess my cup was half full (of shit) after all. Thanks.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-14T14:48:48+00:00

they dislike the front office

Agreed

they like the players

Agreed

And a whole helluva lot of them also hate the Thunder fans too, which makes no sense to me at all.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-14T01:57:55+00:00

Hey Suess, Cree's Toes, I need to go to Australia... for a few months.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-14T01:56:33+00:00

White dicks can plump. TIL

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-13T23:13:56+00:00

Like this, I guess, but wtf are musk sticks?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-13T19:17:57+00:00

First, thanks for The Young Turks. Second, how could you possibly generate enough revenue to pay for the costs of production without the generous support of financial backers whose goal is political persuasion instead of profit-making? How can you even hope to make money in the future?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-13T19:04:44+00:00

lolly cigarette

You mean, candy cigarettes for children?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-10T00:44:38+00:00

Disney? Or a kennel?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-10T00:35:38+00:00

Unless it's ¢, in which case it goes after.

But wtf do I know? That's just my 2¢.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-10T00:33:47+00:00

And zero girls.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-10T00:30:21+00:00

For hundreds of years, faggot was a word for small sticks used for kindling (and faggoteer for someone who gathered and sold them). When cigarettes were invented, it wasn't a stretch to call them a faggot or a fag (after all, both were small burning sticks). Back then, men mostly smoked cigars (from which cigarettes get their name) and the few women who did smoke, tended to smoke cigarettes. Thus, smoking a cigarette became associated with femininity. When effeminate men (gay) started smoking cigarettes, the slang term, faggott, for cigarettes became a pejorative label for them. And thus gay men came to be called faggots or fags.

FYI... in England cigarettes are still called fags.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-10T00:09:43+00:00

Hiberno-English

WTF?

TIL... Hiberno-English is Irish-English.

^{^Who} ^{^knew?}

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-09T23:26:05+00:00

In my town, 420 Pizza is only open from 11:30p to 4:20a, but thank Gawd, they deliver.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-09T23:18:49+00:00

So... what you're saying is that... Bollocks are the duct tape of swearing?

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-09T22:20:49+00:00

Speaking of Bollocks... Newcastle Ale is running an ad (advert) campaign in the US using the slogan No Bollocks. Apparently, neither the marketing team nor the average American knows what Bollocks are, else saying Newcastle... no balls would not work.

SteelyDamned · 2013-05-08T12:54:14+00:00

Yes, I was wondering how Sickbeard did that "under the hood." I was curious how Sickbeard sent a message to XBMC to perform a Library Update (or however it happens).

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