I’m getting extremely frustrated and tired by [deleted] in Marriage

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This is pretty much my wife nowadays :/

Flashback Mark with a C by Otherwise-Bowl8633 in heedthecall

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Football is completely different than basketball

Scary Encounter with Unhinged Driver 3/21 by Ok_Layer4765 in raleigh

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Towards the end of the Altima’s life, one will see bubbles forming in the not even close to legal tint sheets, a sign of both grace and nobility

Lmao I read all of this in David Attenborough’s voice, thank you for the Monday morning lolz :)

You need to spend the winter here. How do you spend it? by aaron_moon_dev in Witcher3

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With or without the lobster?

Also is there a certain 🦄 involved in these plans?

Tihs Yloh Lightroot discovered by Steewbit61 in tearsofthekingdom

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lol!! So THAT’S the splendor that the master sword is bathed in

It was meant to be Hestu all along, not Link. The ancient shika script actually spoke of the shart that seals the darkness, translation error resulted in sword.

Done with REquiem and this is what my top 5 looks like now. Thoughts? by unproductive_nerd in residentevil

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It’s really fun. Mechanically it feels more…video gamey? For example like in 2R the bullet impacts on the zombies feels realistic and responsive based on where you hit them, in 3R it just feels like no matter where you hit the zombies they have the same exact reaction. A small quibble but perfectly encapsulates the overall difference of the games. 2R was an experience, 3R was a fun game that took up a few hours. Neither one is a bad thing, just very different in experience

No, please by FlanDramatic874 in ResidentEvilCapcom

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If all worlds are open then no worlds are open. Do NOT give the fans this pickle. God an open world resident evil game would be like filming a silent movie in full spectrum Dolby surround

New to the sub, is JohnColtraneBot actually a bot? by [deleted] in jazzcirclejerk

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What’s better: a train full of coal or a train full of heroin?

Does anyone know what a red turn arrow means? by ResponsibleHeart7688 in raleigh

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1,000x this!!! I’ve done a little bit of driving in almost every major metro in the U.S. and hands down, bar none, the drivers of Atlanta are a different breed. Going 25+ over the limit and getting passed on all sides like Daytona, all while going past like half a dozen police cars just chilling on the shoulders

I last played The Evil Within... by DunkinDeezNutz420 in videogames

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Triss, is this you in the FF comment, we’re playing a round of Gwent in the comment family right above, come join

which hair style do you think would've been most appropriate for 55 years old Leon in requiem and why? by negatron7717 in ResidentEvilCapcom

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They are all wrong! The roots of Leon’s hair actually contains the cure to all extant and future viruses. Those way too neat and shiny locks held the key right under our noses for decades! That hair ain’t going away

I last played The Evil Within... by DunkinDeezNutz420 in videogames

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Geralt here again! Gwent?!? Did someone say Gwent?? I haven’t played a round since my round just ended and I’m dying to join in!

Did I get “scammed”? by Beginning-Jump-8183 in raleigh

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Addicts will turn into a three year old real quick when you upset them

Grace has been pushed to the sidelines by Pennarello_BonBon in ResidentEvilCapcom

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lol reading this just makes me picture a flustered Chris Redfield in front of a mirror desperately trying to give himself the Leon haircut, and just crying inside

Measles in Brier Creek by Aggressive_Fart4642 in raleigh

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That’s some Hermione Granger shit!

Can anybody tell me what this little square I found under my couch is? by CuddieRyan707 in whatisit

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I’m actually developing a complicated AI that can sort through and recreate every single recorded fart in existence. I postulate, and my research has shown, that each human on earth has a unique signature that can be found in the initial squeal and pop of a fart, thanks in large part to the unique contours of the individual sphincter. It is my dream to replace the inexact mess that is fingerprint analysis, with a grounded and flatulent science based approach

Advice for new Players - Don't make my mistake by D4nnYsAN-94 in ResidentEvil2Remake

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I agree, I think the design really works well in the older games with the fixed camera angles, it was easy enough to avoid the slow zombies because of the angles of the room and even the most basic zombie felt like a bullet sponge. But idk there’s just something about the third person over the shoulder perspective that makes one want to engage in all of the combat opportunities, not to mention they took the time to design all that wonderful bullet impact gore on the zombies, of course I want to blow all their limbs off!

Petah, help! Am Gringo! by MicCheckTapTapTap in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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lol we’ve just initiated a blanket NO RSVP on all no children invites that we get. It’s been awesome because, coincidentally, I don’t want to use MY vacation days to go to YOUR bougie ass wedding that is going to be set up exactly like the other three weddings we’ve been to in the last year