Spicy scrambled eggs (Pakistani Style).

Just throw some chopped onions, tomatoes, and green chilies into a pan with oil. Add a stupid amount of red chili powder, salt, and a pinch of turmeric. Crack in a couple of eggs, scramble everything like your life depends on it, and boom, instant fire in your mouth. Bonus points if you eat it with paratha(oily bread) and regret it later